I did this then later realized I'm going to the lake in two days with friends and I literally only have short bathing...

Only way out is telling them that that's who you are. Your coping mechanism is self destructive, relying on friends and sharing the experience alleviates the feelings in a much more freeing way.
I know it's hard, actually it's extremely hard to make that step, but it's worth it in the long run. Short term discomfort isn't that bad compared to long term sadness.

Stfu with your cringey advice, faggot.

How you doing newfag?

use foundation chief.

Shants bro.
Get some fucking out of style circa 2005 shorts.
Hang down below the knee. You're good to go.

Just tell em you don't have swim trunks.
Or that your dick is tiny and it makes you anxious for people to see it stuck against your thigh.

sorry but please refrain from using the word (faggot) because it is offensive to homosexuals (everyone here is a queer)

if you just kill yourself you then don't have to go to the lake

Goofy ass scratched himself

Stream it on youtube kids

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own it you embarrassment, you're out here with friends. i got no one and i still dont slice myself, be a man and tell them why

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