I'm literally the second coming of Jesus

I'm literally the second coming of Jesus.

I know secrets about the fundamental nature of reality and the universe.

Ask me anything.

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Who?

When did your mom lose her virginity? Was she still a virgin when you were born or did ol’ Papa Joe hit that preggo teen pussy?

Shouldn't you be doing more important things than amas on Any Forums?

How can I get over her?

Say my name on this thread in front of everyone

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>I'm literally the second coming of Jesus.
There's can't be two of us, nigger

This is now a Black Jesus thread. Jack move sucka!

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I'm too anxious about the responsibilities that come with being a messiah, so I isolate and avoid human interaction by posting on the internet

God loves you a trillion times more than her. When you die you will return to God and you will feel what it would feel like for her to love you back, except a trillion times stronger

When will you drop the nex issue of Sonichu?

Alex?

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whats 9+6

What can I do to improve roux?

Is it the aim of power of good to bring everything back to the root (beginning) to collapse all matter to bring back to starting point? Wouldn't it be better if it kept developing, i mean is it necessary?

proof?

Why are you on Any Forums and what makes you any different from these people?

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What am I thinking right now?

Vanilla ice cream with hot cheetos and takes crushed up all over top

Is society going to be stuck on the verge of collapse forever, as people get more comfortable there suffering increases through diminishing importance?

Why are you gay?

Eventually everyone will just start shitting and fucking and making weird clown noises. Have faith and hold strong