What killed Haskell, could kill Rust, too

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Haskell is and always was shit.

>concernposting about a niche language mostly used by hobbyists and academics and a language that is only used to rewrite existing programs.
Don't care, I will continue to enjoy using Haskell.

ahhh damn man that sucks

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Hurry up and release v1.0 or carbon gonna kill you zigger

>muh enterprise
fuck off corpo shitter

tl;dr.

Rustaceans are like Mormons or Jehovahs.
Constantly shilling to normal people who want nothing to do with them.
Its literally a religious cult.

>Its literally a religious cult.
Don't drop your fedora on the way out you smelly atheist

Was Haskell ever alive?

i believe in god more than i belive in rust's safteyness. fucking cve ridden language its rusted to the core. c++ will never be dethroned

Rust won't even get there probably. They shot themselves basically with async/await. Really, it's a situation full of irony because putting it into the language got a ton of eyes on the project but it also undermined the type system and forced a ton of half baked ideas that are still to this day unsound.

Only on Any Forums can you find people who bring up CVEs against Rust but still support C++. What a joke.

RUST LANGUAGE has cves
C++ LANGUAGE used by poor people CREATES cves. rust comes with them bundled.

>Constantly shilling to normal people who want nothing to do with them
Just like any christians.

Every single C++ implementation like libstdc++/libc++/MSVC also comes bundled with CVEs.

>useless academic toy vs tranny software cult

I'd pay to see an ultraviolent anime version of this.

>RUST LANGUAGE has cves
Rust considers every CVE to be a bug that must be fixed.
>C++ LANGUAGE used by poor people CREATES cves. rust comes with them bundled.
C++ has CVEs in the standard. All the C string functions are CVEs. C and C++ were designed to put bugs in your code. If Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie can't write C without hundreds of buffer overflows, why is it a good language for anyone else?

>Rustaceans are a cult
>Proceeds to pray to his god C++
Every sepplestard is a hypocrite.

I had to put his short story down when it broke my suspension of disbelief at "haskel rules technically" and is a factor of 5 times as fast at producing an end product.
This guy sounds like he's written a lot of highly intelligent code that's contribution is to heat up a box somewhere.

>At the beginning of 2030
was I in a coma? am I lost in time? what's happening here?

CVEs are inevitable.

someone please explain to the folks at home what a CVE is.

Bro what are you talking about? This is 2122.

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