Yo b, started a new job, how do I stop being a pussy? Get very anxious and nervous

Yo b, started a new job, how do I stop being a pussy? Get very anxious and nervous.
I think they are trying to fuck with me but I just try to ignore it.

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Pls b, I'm begging you. Someone has to have another form of "suck it up buttercup"
Trying to be a man and not a scumbag. No one said it was going to be easy

Don't be shit at life

>get anxious and nervous
youre doing it right
>pass the time by plotting your revenge

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Stop being a tushy nigger and listen to some Kenny G cause seeing how much of a pussy nigger you are, it might soothe your anus a little.

You just show up, and work hard. Not much too it. Coworkers are competitive. So what? I never trust coworkers. I just work my ass off, and after a couple years it shows. If they pick you for the promotion, cool. If not, whatever. Just work your ass off.

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I mean one of the ladies is calling me daddy. I think she is baiting me, not to be too paranoid, I am paranoid but am trying to distinguish between logical paranoia (oxymoron) versus unfounded, unhinged, emotional paranoia. Not to he over dramatic, maybe she is fucking with me, busting my balls, trying to get me fired but I am just trying to ignore it. Im just here to do my job, do it well, and cause little to zero problems and getting paid in the process.
Even if they are fucking with me it isnt the worst thing that has happened to me.

Kenny g is smooth funk right?
Thats more like LL Cool J sex music, I need something that promotes inner peace.
I dont expect them to be my friend in any capacity, I just want it to be civil. I am not trying to be a douchebag, I am weird but I am just trying to get paid

Yeah I'm the same bud all I can say is they'll think your weak if you just ignore and you'll just isolate yourself if they are fucking with you just fuck around back with them it's all banter and they know that as well it might seem nervous but if you just muster the courage to say something back they'll respect you a bit more

Testosterone.
Eat well, get some sleep and go to the gym.

I get it, if you try to take the high road by ignoring it but they dont respect you enough to back off by you ignoring it, they take it as weakness and continue. If you give them nothing to feed off of then they have nothing. Nothing.
I get it though, I am an awkward and nervous fuck, I am just trying to chill though

Why do you have to take the knuckle drag apes way though? You don't have to play their game either. Just choose your battles user. I know this sounds all edgy and stuff, but fuck the assholes who try to dominate all the time and take advantage of hard workers.

It’s smooth jazz, the faggot kind of jazz. The kinda jazz that tushy niggers like you listen to while fingering their anuses cause it feels right for them. Either you go down that route or you stop being a pussy nigger cuck.

I am a bit slow and was very sheltered. It is a slow process but I am trying to be my own man, I should have stopped giving a fuck a long time ago but it is a learning process. I know the common denominator is me and that no matter where you go you'll always encounter dickheads, sure the common denominator is me so I have to take responsibility for my part but some things are out of my control.
I am learning a little late what I should have done in my early teenage years

When you're alone, straighty ask her "Why do you call me daddy?" If she answers anything other than, because you're an asshoole/ pos/faggot/bitch boy/etc... then take a bold step closer to her. If she does anything but back up, grab her shoulders. If she looks at you wantoningly, fuck her in the Xroom of the business.

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I know this makes me a pussy but id rather not. Shes fucking with me trying to spin a web and I can just fuck my hand or a hooker. Last thing I need is to lose my job because some woman was making sexually charged remarks

Be confident and don't worry too much about coworkers and what they think of you. Just be yourself.
You got this user and congrats on the job.

Question: are you here ranking superior? If not, unless she's ugly, dont' be a faggot. If she is ugly, do yourself a favor and geta blowjob at leats.

[S 0 YTV] "Sooo why the vanity?"

Working on it, im the kinda guy that doesnt like to talk, I dont want to be pretentious, I just want to show up, do my job, and get it done.
It is a work in progress
No, new to the job. She is fuckinf with me, I probably creep her out ironically by trying to be as normal as possible. I am not trying to be a creep, a perv, or a skeev, just a dude trying to get a paycheck

>just a dude trying to get a paycheck
>sad
>ugly girls suck dick like pros
>they rarely get the chance
>they mean business
>crappy check versus lasting memory for the rest of your life
>if lucky, get it on the regular
*shurg*
>so good you get married?
>lots of worse fates mah nigga
>unless you bomb, take what you can get
>Any Forums user = not likely
>be me
>$600 TPE doll
>nigga... take what you can get

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