Name a better snack than goldfish crackers

Name a better snack than goldfish crackers.
>Pro-Tip, you cant.

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Parmesan for the win.

Parmesan is definitely one of the best flavours, though you've never experienced true goldfish glory until you've found the perfect ratio of parmesan, original, and flavour blasted. Literally S tier snack

and of course, baby goldfish for all our lolifags out there.

GOT GOLDFISHES CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS

Pussy

Honestly, if a heaping bowl of flavour-blasted goldfish were presented next to a woman spreading her legs for me, i'd probably choose the goldfish. It would have to be some damn good pussy to choose over the master snack

>oreo
>chips and salsa
>literally anything

>>oreo
good snack, but you'll vomit if you eat too many.
>>chips and salsa
too much work, you can eat goldfish literally anywhere
>>literally anything
no

Best flavor is pizza.
Oreo are fucking poison everytime I eat that garbage I get the nastiest shits.

>pizza
while i personally dont like the flavour much, i can respect a fellow goldfish enjoyer

I used to like Goldfish. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Then you must be either a virgin or a homosexual

Who else here remembers Giant Goldfish Crackers?

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If you can find them, the new Old Bay flavored Goldfish are absolutely delicious.

The modern giant ones "mega bites" are pretty good, these jalapeno ones are a relatively unknown but honestly one of the best flavors out there

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Both stores here are always sold out of the mega bites. Been wanting the jalapeno cheddar

That image was made by a Bieber zoomer born in 98

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I hope you can get them soon user. They are extra good mixed in with standard flavour blasted goldfish.

chicken in a biscuit. one box is a serving

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shrimp sautéed in butter

Pizza rolls
Bagel bites
Doritos cool ranch

Fucking Chicken in a Biskit is on a whole another level. Start out with a handful, end up eating the whole box and regretting it.

Ever try EZ+Cheese on these? I know shitty american canned cheese has a bad rep, i've eaten a whole box of these with EZ cheeze in like 30 minutes before.
However good chicken in a biscuit may be, though, it cant top goldfish.
Shrimp sucks desu. maybe the stuff i get just isn't fresh
All good picks, but cant top goldfish.