honest thoughts on spiders?
Honest thoughts on spiders?
Austin Campbell
Christian Edwards
spiders awesome in concept, scary in practice
Nolan James
The black one is going to get you killed bruh
Ryder Robinson
There's a spider in the top corner of my room.
He kills bugs. He's my spider-bro.
Ryan Sanchez
They're ok. I usually let them be unless they're forming a web or one of the rare ass poisonous ones.
William Roberts
The widow? It’s quite small, and widow venom isn’t the instant death you think it is. A bite from that one would be horrific and painful but not life threatening unless you’re incredibly light
Oliver Garcia
coolest motherfuckers on the planet
Adrian Peterson
My thoughts is that they’re meh, but good for small pests
My instincts? It hates the fuckers. I can watch the life drain from a man’s eyes with no hesitation but a 1 inch spider sneaking up on me and being within 1ft will cause me to flail and scream. I have no control over this. Fuck them.
Josiah Powell
Kind of repulsive, but they get rid of bugs that I find more bothersome.
Ryder Kelly
One time as I was sleeping, 50 spiders crawled out of my mouth. And then I woke up because of it. I quickly visited Any Forums.org and emmediately told everyone about it. Then I went to jail for being a liar. The police broke my door. And then they told me to get on the ground. "lying about spiders?" And I told them "I am on the ground." and they said "why should we believe a liar? Get the dough roller!"
They rolled the roller on top of me. "I said flat on the ground now! We'll teach you for lying about spiders out of your mouth on Any Forums! This website is not your lying ground you despicable human!"
It's 100% the God honest 't ruth. As truthful as God being tue creator of Satan. I can testify to God' s creaation of Satan. And swear the truthfulness of this post on it.
Cops rolled a dough roller on my back very gently. Gently slapped my butt with it and put me into jail. For making this post. It really happened that way. After I send this post ofcourse. Because I didnt yet.
Cameron Moore
I like them. They are cool and sneaky
Elijah Barnes
Fuck spiders.
Leo Mitchell
Nice trips. And I grew up on a farm and had a wolf spider like this. He would even hunt all the other spiders. Never messed with anyone so no one messed with him
Colton King
Kill on sight
But
They are fucking sexy
Julian Hill
Adam Foster
i love them
John Sanchez
Fuck most spiders. There's a jumping spider in my garden that's a bro though. I throw moths at him.
Isaac Wilson
What's the chance widow would bite you?
Hunter Miller
They are neat. Did not meet their cousins the ticks growing up. Ticks are like motherfucking terminators.
Charles Lopez
based AF moth thrower
Lucas Butler
They're fascinating creatures, but if I see one in my house or car I kill it
If they're outside I leave them alone.
Wyatt White
Go outside tonight, with a bright flashlight pointing out from the tip of your nose, you will see many shiny blue gems while pointed at grassy areas, follow that light to that pretty blue gem and realize they are thousands of spiders everywhere around you.