Any good comic con stories?

thanks bro
its not rape if they like it dont fall for the metoo meme to cuck timid guys

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Super fucking easy, just walk around for 3 days chatting with people and taking pictures. If you're not a total fucking sperg you'll get invited to multiple things.

I mean even before that it was less Comic -oriented and more media-oriented. Twilight was just the death knell that proved it had become Movie-Con

I met Clay Martin Corker at Comic Con a couple weeks before he died and he drew me a really funny picture.
I haven’t been back to one since then because it hit me so hard.

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wow ewan mcgregor is all up in that PUTA? basado

What was the picture?

Real answer. If you can't get laid in bar, you can't get laid at a con. Cons aren't a magical place that makes getting laid easier. If you're an ugly sperg, cosplayt girls will still treat you like an ugly sperg.

Hold on I’ll go grab it

I can get laid quite easily at parties and off tinder. I really like nerd and weeb girls tho they are absolute freaks in bed.

If you are not a teenager and go to comic con, regardless of gender, one should probably reevaluate their water supply.

that was fine with me though
like when you walked around the show floor 2005 it was
>See and talk to a bunch of C-List actors
>See a bunch of straight to VOD stuff trying to get off the ground
>Try a bunch of weird board game stuff that they're trying to launch
>Lots of TCG stuff going on
>Artist alley filled with a bunch of dope artists you could meet
>Meet some cult comedy people
>Some interesting little vendors for everything from art to PC peripheral shit
>Meet a bunch of interesting people from all over the country
>Get fake hit on by booth babes
and of course
>browse basically infinite comics and meet a bunch of comic artists and web comic artists

when i stopped going around 2016 it became
>Stand in line for 45 minutes to spin a swag wheel to maybe win a 2 dollar tshirt
>Vendors selling mass produced shit you can buy off Amazon
>Giant cable networks setting up the exact same booth year after year
>Marvel and DC booths are dominated by who-gives-a-fuck costumes from their movies and shit like that
>Wait overnight in line for panels that all show trailers that are immediately uploaded to youtube anyway

Here it is, the Don Martin thing was a reference to us discussing MAD Magazine and what kind of influence it had on our humor.

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awfully rude of him to scribble all over your name like that

its boring as shit. just a big shopping mall for nerd shit inside a huge warehouse or hotel convention center. overrated nonsense. wargaming conventions >>>>> comic conventions

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Generally you should be fine. Though you should know that a certain type of cosplayers will not fuck even if they want to. You know the whole thing with Amouranth hiding the fact that she has a husband, that even her twitch janny flipped out when he found out? It's kinda like that, they don't want their patreon/onlyfans paypiggies to know they have a boyfriend or that they fuck random guys at cons. It makes their value go down and simps won't through money at them if they out themselves as used goods.

you're still allowed to be sexy at comiccon, they just don't allow you to harass them and you have to ask for permission to get pictures

source:went to SD comic con 2 years ago

you've never even been to a con

Lined up to get Sean Schemmel (Goku's voice actor) autograph for a friend because he's a big DBZ fan. Before I lined up for his table, I went to the bathroom and fapped and came all over my right hand. I dried my hand with a paper towel then got in line and shook Sean's hand.

Man I really want to buy a nice model ship like that but I have no idea where to get them

this is why i fist bump everybody i dont even believe in covid but some of you are sick mother fuckers

>be some roadtrip movie
A mockumentary like Best in Show.

I'm a photographer and I've been going to 3-4 cons a year every year for the past 12 years. I've been to way more cons than you.

you're a photographer and you cant get laid? holy incel

>why is there no comedy movies about comic cons?
There's a series but nobody on earth watched it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Gkdrh156jjs

>some of you are sick mother fuckers
My dried up semen has touched the hands of Goku. Can you say the same?

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I accidentally wandered into the anime one in detroit once and got absolutely trashed at the bar with cosplay kids, they're alright

Not that shit, that’s just from the celeb’s perspective. I mean every day comic con stuff that everybody puts up with.

damn kat can groove

>settles for nerdy losers at a con because actual attractive women won't fuck you
>calls others incel
kek

Rasied-on-MAD kids are such a weird combination of sticking to a bit until it becomes funny, borderline-esoteric observations, and violent, over-the-top non-sequitur.

Cons suck now because they’re all put together by turbo cucks who strictly enforce dumb shit like mask rules. Cause that’s just what you want when you go to a big event where everyone dresses up and you’re trying to meet new people right? A fucking surgical mask preventing people from seeing your face, making it harder for people to understand you in a loud room, and potentially fucking up your costume?

I never do comic cons, I've never been to one so maybe I'm way off base here but my opinion from what it seems from the outside is that it's harder to have good stories or do a movie taking place about or within a comic con nowadays because they have become saturated with normies and woke ideology so they can't be fun anymore. Like I said this is not my area so please someone let me know if I'm off base.

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is this Dorne?

Not to mention in convention centers with little airflow and shitloads of people so your face gets super sweaty with that mask on.

P

Cons disgust me. Normies, grifters, and thots crowd out the actual nerds while b list celebrities barely contain their disgust for their fans for 100$ an autograph. Literally everything that's wrong with modern society all rolled into a convention center.

It might seem counter intuitive but woke culture usually isn't an issue with cons
Like if you think about like, they made Iron Man a black girl or whatever. The people who are championing that shit have never picked up a comic book in their life and therefore won't be found at a con.

That said, yeah the influx of normies is annoying but just go to a smaller con. It's really only SDCC and some of the other bigger cons where its all tourists

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Thank you for clearing that up for me. I've been to a couple smaller cons like sci-fi cons or whatever they're called. Actually did enjoy those, not as many people, you could go hear some interesting lectures. I think the big ones I just wouldn't like because of all the foot traffic. I know I went to E3 the first year they made it for the public in LA. I brought my brother out to go with me and we had a blast but it was just so big so much to do you feel like you're missing out even when you're doing stuff.

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Fanboys (2009)

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I just got back from Crypticon and got to meet Elvira. That was pretty cool.

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Is he supposed to dance like a dude ?
He moves like a faggot ?

> Nerd and Weeb girls

Most of them are hideous and fat. You make them sound like they are supermodels or something. Jesus

It's true. Most women go to cons to be with their girlfriends and a lot of them are overweight or ugly or both. Most of the hot ones are either professional models who tolerate all the gawking men for money/clout, or chicks with boyfriends. It's always a fucking crapshoot with bad odds. But it's still possible to get laid and if you have low standards you can pretty easily make something work. Especially when cons are hosted at hotels that give discounted rooms over the weekend. At that point you can get sloppy drunk and invite a girl back.

Better find a bar or a party instead. Cons are lame and filled with scammers and grifters everywhere. I love how some d list celebrities can't even stand the fans. KEK

If you really want to get laid, hostel hop across Europe during the summer months. Same party environment, way cheaper, you get to travel, and there are lots of solo women traveling who are itching to make memories and bad decisions.

It's a woman in a costume you projecting faggot.

Like everything good women ruin it. The entire environment has to be reconstructed around them and making them feal safe.

this is what happens when you ban bullying

YUMMY YUMMY LICK HER TUMMY

Yes Rico, puta.

>also why is there no comedy movies about comic cons?

Rights issues, possibly.

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I met her a couple years ago at a pinball convention, she had boob mousepads for sale at her booth.

There's an early episode of Psych set at a comic con that's pretty funny. Shawn schemes his way into becoming George Takei's personal assistant.

She had the boob mousepads at this con too. I went to her panel too and she seems really genuine and cheerful. And she's still smoking fucking hot up close.

maybe not the obscure faggot hentai you nerds watch but anime and capeshit is mainstream as fuck plenty of hot girls are into it

cons are shit as movies because the setting is trash. If you're not at the actual convention, you're just at a hotel. It's so fucking lame.

Or maybe you like ugly fat girls

and then some fag meta army gotta get all pissy that they can't deploy their units and automatically lose the game due to someone else having a counter army that blocks their bullshit

Galaxy Quest was pretty funny

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>summer 2017
>go to decent sized regional anime convention
>do a half-assed Shinji Ikari cosplay
>meet a 7/10 girl cosplaying Ochako from MHA
>we start talking, she seems pretty cool
>invites me to her room that evening for drinks and "fun"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>go to her room
>she's in there with three other guys drinking vodka
>after a while she asks if I'm down to have a con orgy with them
>don't want to with these guys but want to lose virginity so agree
>they break out condoms and put hentai on the TV
>take turns fucking her and letting her suck us off, can barely get hard because it's so awkward
>one guy slips his condom off and tries to cum on her face; misses and hits my thigh instead
>she ends up vomiting all over the bed while blowing another dude and forces us all to get dressed and leave
>didn't get to cum
>go back to my room and take twenty minute shower with a thousand yard stare
One of the worst mistakes of my life.

Wasn't this what Fanboys was about? They were trying to see an advanced screening of Phantom Menace at a convention? Anyway, most of Comic Book: The Movie (starring Mark Hamill) and the third act of Jay and Silent Bob Reboot took place at Comic Con.

Lol, that sucks buddy. I had a threesome with two super dumb bitches in Star Trek red shirts back in 2017

lmao

Kek

>they don't want their patreon/onlyfans paypiggies to know they have a boyfriend or that they fuck random guys at cons. It makes their value go down and simps won't through money at them if they out themselves as used goods
What percentage of coomer simps have that weird madonna/whore thing where they deluded themselves into thinking their e-girl is a virgin? I'd think that some of them would actually be turned on by the notion that she might fuck fans, deluding themselves that they could be next.

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Hahahaha

Second post best post

>I'm so fucked up

>why is there no comedy movies about comic cons?

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Comic Con isn't a comedy. It's a tragedy. You could make an "Empire of Dust"-style documentary about how pathetic everybody involved is.

I think because hollywood is so disconnected with normal people they wouldn't be able to do a story like that without it being cringe and not understanding the culture surrounding comic con.

Just grab a girl and start fucking her hole. Wear a mask. Run when you're done. You'll get away with it.

I have an idea for a con movie but I'm not telling it explicitly so hacks itt can steal it.

Nah, you're just judgmental. It's harmless fun for anyone who isn't a withered cynic like you

I expect nothing less from Shinji

No con movie will ever work because normies won't give a fuck and con nerds don't like a mirror being held up to their fat greasy faces

I used to work at a hotel in southern california and every year the same straight couple would come to stay at our hotel for the convention. The only request they would make would be to have a framed photo of Jensen Ackles in their room before they arrived.

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If you care about consent you're a fucking simp and NGMI

Press F for Dr. Weird

>That damn nipple armour...

Goddamn Psych was good before it vanished up its own arse.

One me and my cousin year I got into a comic con by getting this staff/employee badges off of Craigslist from a guy who was already done for the week. I though these badges would get me extra access and make me look cooler. A couple times I showed them to some attractive women and said
>Let me know if you want any help
But one time I did it there was this older woman nearby who overheard my attempt and she laughed really loud and shrilly, clearly knowing exactly what I was doing, and it annoyed, embarrassed, and deflated me.

t. Basement-dwelling perma-incel who will never touch a naked woman

don't go to cons in cuckwoke states

Anime cons are really the best mix where they both don't have the corporate feel of shit like SDCC/Wizard World and also still have hot chicks in cosplay

a story to tell you grandkids someday, cheers

based crypt keeper roastie btfoing gate crashing incels

I'm more interested in cenobite guy next to her she ugly whore

I'm not judgmental at all. I know lots of people IRL who are regular con attendees. All of their lives are horrendous tragedies.

> he
that's a woman, user
a woman dressed as a female chracter

Being that you're shitposting here I'm sure you're a soaring success

Seek help or NGMI

Settle down, my brother in Christ. Over 100,000 people go to San Diego Comic Con every year (well, before Covid). You get all sorts there, some of them happy people with families and jobs, having a blast. My cousin has a beautiful wife and his own business and he goes every chance he gets.

> take twenty minute shower with a thousand yard stare

In some cultures that is considered reaching manhood

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There are a lot of fucking weirdos who go to cons but also a lot of normies who have a great time because they aren't insecure about it.

t. going to AX and probably SDCC this summer

> one guy slips his condom off and tries to cum on her face; misses and hits my thigh instead

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>fake natty.
...What?

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>Being that you're shitposting here I'm sure you're a soaring success
How sad that you think everyone on Any Forums is a loser just because you are.

lol you will die a virgin

I lost my virginity at a comic book convention then went downstairs and told Butch Patrick
Just me and my two friends hung out with Stan Lee for about ten minutes while he waited for his cab

Lmfao at these newfags falling for this stone age pasta

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How sad that you waste your time here since you're so not a loser doing all kinds of important things

tink about how many right issues there would be to have characters appear in from so many different companies, see the movie TED 2 does a comedy scene using a comicon as the location and they didn't have the rights to any characters so everything was generic and cheap

>if you're so successful why aren't you out working at 11 p.m on a Sunday night
lol are you retarded?

I work during Successful People Hours, also known as ~9 a.m. to ~5 p.m., Monday through Friday.

He either does HGH or has spray-on abs.

> fake natty

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>Artist alley filled with a bunch of dope artists you could meet
This is what I miss the most from cons. Started going to different ones around 2006 (anime, vidya and comics), each had it's own fun feeling and you could find great artists who were working on really obscure shit and chat with them. It was really cool to buy a piece of work from someone that basically drew it up that day and it's the only one around.
Last con I went to there were tranny bathrooms and fag shit everywhere, funko pop and plastic chinese mass produced trash everywere.

My city didn't have a comiccon until like 2012 so it was a big deal. The funnest part was waiting in the line to get in, it was blazing hot out and a guy in a Wookie costume fainted and had to be carried out on a stretcher which has become legend.

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went to comic con like 8 years ago, it wasnt great. The crowd was 80% fat nerds in marvel t-shirts, 15% fat black women in way too revealing cosplay, 5% paid models who were hot but had guards. Saw a few guys in space marine suits that were cool, but thats it. Guests were stan lee, adam west who didnt show, and markiplier, and there were a ton of people selling overpriced merch and comic books for too much money. Waste of time, but im glad i went so i never have to go again. PAX was cool though, I got to hang out with some youtubers i like and got beers, played some game demos and attempted to irl troll some youtubers, good times. Even fewer attractive women there though, only saw professionals or whales/skelly weebs

This is the definitive comiccon kino

similarly theres an episode of castle set in a con where the daughter dresses in sexy cosplay

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Han and Nigri play themselves.

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Used to be pretty easy.
But now, a lot of those girls have 'me too,' so while it's totally possible, and if you have low standards then probably likely, you'll prob wind up with some bullshit aftermath you gotta deal with.

know this from experience. Fuckin voice actress weebs are the worst.

Not comicon, but other cons
>Local small sci-fi con
>mostly adults my age which is nice
>find other con goers at the bar in the hotel lounge and decide to be social
>find awkward bean pole woman dressed as a LotR elf, sit next to her and chat her up, start off basic with how she likes the con, I like her costume, etc
>end up hitting it off and after we talk and have a few drinks together she asks me if I’d want give her a back rub and “see where it goes”
>I’ve heard of con hook ups but really wasn’t expecting anything outside conversation
>go back to her room
>there are two beds
>there is a girl asleep in one of them
>looks like a teenager, pimple face and acne scars, passed tf out cocooned in blankets
>she says it’s her daughter
>wut
>says it’s fine cause she’s conked out on meds and she won’t wake up
>give this lady a bra on back rub with her daughter right next to us
>feel awkward the whole time
>lady keeps making weird chittering noises, like she’s a Guinea Pig in heat or something
>she says she can rub my back
>take off shirt and sit on end of bed and she rubs my shoulders, back, hips
>she just slide her hands down the front of my pants & grabs my dick
>wanted this but not with a kid sleeping next to me
>ask if it’s really okay with her kid there
>she undoes my pants and pulls my dick out and full on starts jerking me off, keeps saying “It’s fine! Everything is fine?”
>kinda want to stop, but I also want to cum, cum brain wins out and I let her do her thing, but keep having awkward glances at her kid
>kid moves
>kid wakes up, she sits up and looks at us, mom just says “go back to sleep, baby”, daughter still just sits and watches me get a handjob
>too afraid to say anything, feel weird in a moment that feels like forever
>daughter says “what are you doing?” Over and over, while her mom ignores her, she sounds retarded
>oh no
>I cum, collect myself, and leave without a word
>tldr A retard watched her mom make me cum

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>fly across country to a con
>fuck random woman, dont give her my real name
>fly home
how will anything she say matter

Soul damage sustained.

yeah i would say Funko Pop level consumerism is what ruined nerd culture in general and Comic Con was just another casualty

fucking hell

>not so friendly, I'm afraid

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 Zoymerin dollars

>repressed nerd orgies
nerd sluts are best sluts

jesus fucking christ user

That's smart, but also flying across country just to hook up with weeb girls sounds a little much. There's easier way to get those hook ups.

Cons died when they removed all the Booth Babes(tm). This actually happened prior to me too, a bunch of tumblr and twitter fatties conspired to make models lose their jobs because they felt attacked by seeing attractive healthy people.

Dana Snyder and Dino Stamatopoulos doing a panel, decide to buy chicken for everyone, don't realize the chicken place downtown by the convention is sort of upscale, they end up spending like $200 on a modest amount of chicken. So they decide to have people plead their case as to why they deserve a piece of chicken, guy in an inflatable Pickle Rick suit eventually gets one, but leaves after getting his chicken. Dino is "offended" by this and runs and grabs the guy and chastises him for leaving, play smacking the suit in the process. Guy runs to con ops and claims he was assaulted, they interrupt the panel to question everyone, but Dana knows the con organizer and eventually it all gets smoothed over. Next year somebody buys chicken for Dana & Dino from the same place to repay them, but Dino didn't make the trip, so Dana and Guy Hutchinson and their other guests get to eat it instead.

Wew

I'm already flying across the country to hang out with my friends and play fighting games/gamble, the weebs are just a nice bonus

Was gonna post this kino

bro

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Evo?
That's a weird coincidence. I'm going too. Should be a good time.

That kid was probably fucking traumatized seeing that

I've had a good time the last 3 times i went, glad the coof couldnt keep it down again this year

cons and cosplay died with the dawn of social media. jessica niggeri single handedly brough the cosplay world down

Based. You should have aimed at the retard daughter when you came.

Dana Snyder is the biggest faglord of all time. Just a huge dicktaking woman.

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What? You a bitch.

>it's 2010 on Any Forums
>see post that mentions a place near me
>ask for the guy's email since it'd be cool to met local bros
>oh shit it's not a guy
>we AIM chat for a month or two
>finally a big anime con is coming up and she says she's going to it
>I say we can go together
>meet up, she's cute, have a good time doing con shit
>start dating a month later
>nowneitherofuswillbevirgins.pcx
>lasts about two years

And that's how I got my first girlfriend at 26. No actual cool con stories. Went to another one with some girls I didn't know and it was weird and boring. Went to another with a later girlfriend and it was fun but she was in the Supernatual fan community and the abyss stared back into me.

>what a shame

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I look like an ugly bastard from a hentai. Am I right in assuming my odds would be zero?

I don't know what its' like these days, but when I used to go to anime cons the only reason you couldn't get laid was if you didn't try

I lost my virginity to a girl I met at Comic Con. (Not AT the con though, like a couple weeks later.) This was 2010.

>"what are you doing" over and over
I can't remember the last time I cringed like this

>no threesome

user you fucked up

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I'm gonna go to a con pretty soon dressed as a tsundere edgelord character, how do I score bros?

I don't think you're gonna score an bros like that

tfw you realize this isnt the first time this has happened

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It's a documentary, who else would they play?

Their younger selves.

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Lynchian

I feel like someone could do a movie that's a whole series of vignettes of weird shit going on at a comic or anime con. Like a more random version of Four Rooms.

Based.

>I only know DBZ
Not missing much else, literally the peak of the genre along with FoTN and Saint Seiya. You can watch Akira tho.

A friend of mine hung out with her at the con and at after parties. He said she was really nice. Of course nothing happened as he is gay and she's been in a relationship for a while, but he said she was a great person and had a great time hanging out with her.

Oh boy...
If you know what Loli Futanari Hentai character she is cosplaying as...haha

made me kek

That's some Blue Velvet shit right there.

>2005 Comic Con
Ho to bed grandpa

at least you have a fucked up story to tell user
and it's not as bad when it comes to shame level

I didn't read a single post in this thread. Post more cosplaying sluts

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heh

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there's that, but i mean surely they would just use the absence of known properties as an opportunity to fill them in with jokes?

NO NOT EXIST AND YOU ARE ONLY PERSON ON THIS PLANET AND YOU ARE GAY AND BEING ADMIN DOESNT MAKE YOU SPECIAL COMMUNIST FAGGOT AM I GONNA GET SHADOW BANNED?