I want to break up with my gf in the most devastating way possible...

I want to break up with my gf in the most devastating way possible. She thinks our relationship is fine and doesn’t suspect anything so I really want to blind-side her. Any suggestions or ideas about fun ways I can break her heart?

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Fuck her worst enemy, best friend, and little sister.

She doesn’t have a little sister and her friends are all ugly feminists. She’s not a super hero or in grade school so she doesn’t have a worst enemy. Plus I want to leave her feeling like she’s the bad guy

Introduce her to a Black Man. She will almost instantly cheat on you with him because you sound like a whiny little bitch. Then while she is getting railed with BBC you dump her. She will be devastated and you look like the good guy.

is this the cuck? did you make another thread?
Sage

Send her a video of yourself fucking a prostitute.

Karma's a bitch.

Just kill yourself and write an essay of a suicide note about how she drove you to do it

Every woman has a worst enemy. All women hate most other women.

Punch her in the face while she’s sleeping, then pretend you didn’t do it.