I used to own 5 jars of peanut butter, but then I lost one so now I only own 4 jars of peanut butter AMA

I used to own 5 jars of peanut butter, but then I lost one so now I only own 4 jars of peanut butter AMA

Except don't ask me what it's like to own 5 jars of peanut butter...I don't know.

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would u neck your mother for 1btc?

are they chunky or creamy?

Example of a good question: As a man who owns upwards of 4 jars of peanut butter, what are your thoughts on the socioeconomic conditions brought about by the invasion of Ukraine?

how fat are you

Example of a bad question: Hey fuckface, how does it feel to own 5 jars of peanut butter?

would u poop into your mother for 1btc??

What's it like to own 4 jars of peanut butter?

You can always get a new mother but you can't get new BTC, so that's a no brainer

can i fuck your mother for 1 btc?

would u fuck your mother for 1 btc?

1 creamy, 1 chunky, 2 mystery (I told the clerk to rip the labels off before I grabbed from the shelves). Variety is the spice of life...and peanut butter

can i poop in the poop that you pooped into your mother?

God, that's hot.

What's between obese and gargantuan? I'm that.

Depends. Is the BTC made of poop? If it's a poop neutral transaction, then fire up the engines

what's it like to own 6 jars of peanut butter?

So glad you asked, it's kinda like winning the lottery mixed with being elected POTUS but instead of being rich and powerful you can just spread peanut butter on a LOT of things

That's the dream. I hope to one day be able to answer this

Is it JIF? If so it has been recalled due to salmonella.

Sounds like a dream come true. I'm not going to lie and say I'm not envious. But I am happy for you bro.

Why fuck anyone's mother, did you not hear how many jars of peanut butter I have? 1 is dedicated for penetration. I don't label them though so it gets dicey when I make a sandwich

Are Mexicans shitting in the peanut patch again?

but...its fuck and mother....the coomers goldstandard combo, only trumped by poop into flesh

Nope it's salmonella brand. That said, there was a recent recall due to JIF contamination

I haven't tasted any spice in my jars, so I can't be sure.