literally just shut the fuck up and jump already, and do a flip, you attention-seeking tranny incel faggot do it
Easton Torres
I don't want to end up like that guy who survived fall from a 47 storey building.
Eli Mitchell
you already are if you live the rest of your life like this, you stupid fucking faggot, no more attention for you kys
Mason Martin
I want answers. I'm not sure if this will work out.
Jose Adams
Then dont do it.
Noah Jackson
No
Levi Jones
It's all about what hits the ground first. Land on your feet and you will be in a wheelchair for the rest of your miserable life but dive off that bitch head first and you could be a quadriplegic.
Andrew Wilson
>quadriplegic Damn. Where should I land to ensure that a quick death is certain? My chest?
David Thompson
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Isaac Walker
a serbian flight attendant once survived a 33,000 foot fall jumping off shit is never a reliable method, go kill some kiddie fiddlers and then suicide by cop
Luke Diaz
You're retarded.
Head, it is. Hopefully 3 stories will be enough to kill me and won't just leave me mentally retarded.
enjoy being the 'almost' and spending the next 30 years trapped inside the husk of your broken body unable to communicate or interact with the world around you
Connor Gonzalez
Strapped into a chair bokted to a fuselage Not the same as a person falling you idiot
Owen Carter
trapped by fluke in a fuselage due to food cart, landing by fluke in woodland, with genetic low blood pressure by fluke ie. the same kind of complete luck that would cause you to survive falling on your head from a building if someone can survive falling from a plane you can survive doing a flip and end up a vegetable for decades
Jacob Long
You can fall from ground height the wrong way and snap your neck. It's unlikely but there's a reason you don't see smart people getting into drunken brawls every weekend. Ever spend time around the kinds of people that do? Whole lotta brain damage. Also why professional fighters train. You odn't want to be that guy who accidentally kills someone.
David Turner
Well, alright. I'll try to induce hangman's fracture by hanging myself instead.
Tyler Thompson
It's more than that. I took a header off a cliff (My safety line snapped) fell about 400 feet, landed on my neck, and was more or less fine. I mean, I had bruising from the top of my head to the middle of my ass, but broke no bones and only had a mild concussion.
Zachary Watson
No, landing head first is landing head first You are dumb as fuck The flight attendant was surrounded by a crumple zone and was further slowed by other impacts before the ground Diving headforst off a building into concrete makes your brain go from a certain speed to zero at the same rate everytime, and that's what kills you
Jaxson Gray
How exactly does one land on their neck you spastic?
Kevin Cooper
My head was tucked into my chest and I hit with the back of my shoulders/head aka my neck area.
Brayden Hill
what bout if just as you are about to hit the ground, you headbutt the ground instead?
Camden Nguyen
So your shoulders, with your body at an angle absorbing most of the impact as the rest of it came into contact with the ground
Leo Martinez
I want to do to someone tbh. Would be fun to watch. Only if Hitler had won..we would be brainstorming newer ways to kill jews.