/twg/ - Tech Workers General

(Formerly /tjg/ - Tech Jobs General)

Sunday Scaries Edition

Thread for those of us who actually work in tech to tell workplace stories, complain about coworkers and management, share advice on how to progress in careers, and discuss the technologies we use at our cagies.

>Getting Started
Want a tech job, but have no degree, skills, or experience? Read these before ruining this thread with basic questions:
christopherming.com/tech-jobs-no-experience/
learntocodewith.me/posts/tech-jobs-no-experience/
acilearning.com/blog/7-tips-for-getting-into-it-with-zero-experience
firsthand.co/blogs/innovate-with-influence-global-high-tech/how-to-get-a-tech-job-with-no-experience
indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/easiest-tech-jobs-to-get-into
Come back once you have informed questions about interviewing, salary negotiation, etc...

>Interview Prep
leetcode.com/discuss/general-discussion/460599/blind-75-leetcode-questions
neetcode.io/
novoresume.com/career-blog/star-interview-questions
blog.interviewing.io/

>Resume Stuff
careercup.com/resume

>Salary Stuff
freecodecamp.org/news/how-not-to-bomb-your-offer-negotiation-c46bb9bc7dea/
kalzumeus.com/2012/01/23/salary-negotiation/
fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/salary-negotiation-guide/
codesubmit.io/blog/the-evolution-of-developer-salaries/
levels.fyi/

>How to Respond to Recruiter Spam
pastebin.com/WX4b62Jx

>Layoffs
layoffs.fyi/

>IRC Channel
#Any Forumstwg on Rizon
kiwiirc.com/nextclient/irc.rizon.net/#Any Forumstwg (web client)

Please suggest more links to add to the lists

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Does /twg/ need its own anime girl mascot?

When do you take days off? I havent used a single one this entire year nor do I have vacation plans or anything.
So dunno when to take them

PO here, Im forgetting how to code & feels bad

yes, make it a troon

post tech work blackpills

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If you had to use 3 adjectives to describe yourself, what would those be?

Taking days off is a surefire way to get PIPed

What makes you get up in the morning
and go to work/study?

>start new sys admin wagie job
>barely have any time now to shitpost with my frog/weeb niggas

;_;

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Windows has Shamiko
Linux has Satania
Apple has nothing because they're homosexual

What red head 2D girl would /twg/ use?

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i don't know any redhead 2D sluts that'd fit the thread

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sadistic, intelligent and dangerous

I do overtime a lot
like a lot
how do I fix it

Anyone else has colleagues that go walking every break and go to the snack bar and order fast food?
They rarely bring their own food and just keep eating that garbage every, single, day

Obsessed. Relentless. Trustworthy.

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I don't sleep at night

summary/overview section in resume, yes or no?

yes and it should be Lucifer, CEO of Hell

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Why do most banks use Java for time important calculation services for traders?

because IBM uses Java mostly

Kobayashi? DIdn't she work as a software developer?

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