Graduate college on Friday. I’ll be bringing this with me

Graduate college on Friday. I’ll be bringing this with me

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bro fcking RIP lmao

Haha, right? It’s going to look great in all the pictures

Do you think there’s any healing this before then?

lance it like in apocalypto you MOTHERFUCKING SCALLYWAGGER! ARG! I AM FUCKING PIRATE YOU BITCH! NOW EAT YOUR WHEATIES SO YOU DON'T GET SCURVY ARG!!!!!!!

Is lancing it such a good idea? I don’t want to make it any worse…

How’d you get it?
Put ice on it you don’t want it to swell it can be bad

No... don’t lance a bruise that would hurt like fuck

I got tripped playing basketball yesterday and fell face first into the metal pole holding up the hoop. It’s only been a little over 24 hours and it’s pretty steadily gotten worse. Im hoping it’s gotten as bad as it will

Well, I know it would hurt, but would it do anything to help?

Maybe you should have listened.

Probably. Any chance you know how to get this healed up by Friday?

Put a fucking ribeye on that bitch bro.

I’ve been icing it like crazy but this thing keeps getting bigger and uglier

Put a cold steak on it.

Is there any way it’s gone by Friday?

Sounds like you were playing basketball like a pussy ass white boy

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Friday? No

Fuckday? Oh yeah

Fuck no. An eyepatch is literally the last thing I want to wear to hide it. I’m trying to heal it in the next few days

This pussy ass white boy will beat your fucking face in

Please don’t. I’d like to have at least one normal looking eye when I graduate

You got a black eye during a game of basketball, most likely playing against overweight retards

You're not beating anything except your dick

Might have to wear makeup, that that shit isn't healing completely by friday

Is there no way it heals by Friday? Like I know it’s not great, but I don’t think it’s bad enough to not be healed in a week. Most of what I’ve read about black eyes say they heal in about a week

All kidding aside if you're this worried about it then skip the graduation entirely. What is the big deal? Are you the first in your white trash family to finish school or something?

aint no way thats gone in a week. i had a black eye much less bad than yours and it took 2 weeks to clear up completely.

use whatever amber heard said removed her bruises, apparently that shit works, but she never had a bruise to begin with. This is a real bruise

I’m not that worried, but I would like to graduate with all my friends. I just want to look my best for it, and if I can’t get it healed by then, I definitely won’t. Also I have a ton of family coming in

>and if I can’t get it healed by then, I definitely won’t
Then it looks like you're gonna have to skip it, as that is absolutely not gonna heal completely by Friday. Or you could just own it and tell everyone you got it by getting your ass beat in a game of basketball.

I’d maybe not show up lol

If it’s not going to heal by Friday, then how long will it take to heal?

Dude you could actually wear aviators to grad, might make for some interesting pics and a funny story

Oh, I just meant I won’t look my best. I’m going either way, I would just much rather prefer to not have a black eye for it. If nothing else, I’d like the swelling to go down by then so I can see out if both eyes