I'm about to get married, Any Forums. What's the best advice you have for me?

prenups are for fags who expect a marriage to fail. refuse divorce and go as far as to spend every cent you have if she tries to divorce you

Don't get married.

fucking idiot, if you put that ring on the wraiths are gonna be on your ass in five seconds flat

R.I.P user

Legit advice from a happily married guy here;

Assuming you have seriously thought this whole thing through - congratulations. But if you haven't - it's better to call it off than go through with something you have serious doubts about. Some nervousness is ok though, this is a big life decision.

It's not all about you. Seriously. When you're getting married to someone, you are making a conscious decision that you are not going to put yourself first 100% of the time. We are selfish by nature. You are going to have days where you want to do your own shit and for the good of your relationship, which if it's worthwhile, will be more important than your own immediate happiness.

That's not to say your aren't important and your own free time and alone times isn't important - it is, and it's necessary. However, you've got to be prepared to do things that make your partner - and I don't mean that in terms of "your spouse", I mean the literal other part of you that is the other person in your relationship - happy, even if it means a sacrifice to your own immediate happiness.

Pick up after yourself in the house when you make a mess.

Be prepared to be calm in disputes and express how you are feeling in the moment instead of lashing out to try to hurt someone else. "I'm sorry but I'm feeling angry right now because I feel etc. etc. about this" is a lot more of a better communication technique than "you never listen to me!"

Good luck, and many happy years to you.

Matrimony is the primary source of divorce.

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Yeah, i heard those were called "i messages." start it off with "I" instead of "you." Good stuff

i'd divorce that dude too, looks like a fucking egotist

Marriage is a lot like casino gambling.
The odds are against you.
And the house always wins.

His ex is a Vietnamese gold-digger, though.

Everyone who drinks water dies, therefore you should stop drinking water.

he looks like the kind of guy who would marry a vietnamese gold digger

This picture tells me everything I need to know about why this guy ended up divorced.

be honest, be faithful, be true to yourself and your spouse; don't go to bed angry; have an open and honest sex life with your spouse; talk about your problems, in life and with each other, and work together for solutions; compromise (goes both ways); alone time is good for both of you; do some things together but have things you can do separately as well

I dont think I've ever met a happy married couple. I swear to fucking god.

And that is what exactly?

„ Alle Dinge sind Gift, und nichts ist ohne Gift. Allein die Dosis macht, daß ein Ding kein Gift ist. "
― Paracelsus

True dat.

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I really like the Gloria Steinem attorney.

Also I need to add - BE PATIENT AND WORK ON YOUR PATIENCE.

Your spouse is an imperfect person just like you. Give your spouse the patience you wish they'd give you when you're being upset or unreasonable. Try to remember to be patient in the moments where you are upset or frustrated. Be PATIENT with your spouse when they feel the same way.

If your spouse is frustrated - maybe they had a hard day, or the kids are being whiny, or anything upsetting! - give them patience in abundance. They will learn and will do the same for you.

My own biggest flaw is that I am very impatient and I have a temper. It took years for me to learn how to calm myself when I was upset and to remind myself to be patient when I was. It is process. It takes work. But it is so important/

I can tell you are also happily married. You are a lot more succinct than I am!
This is all excellent advice.

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Except it never works.

Forsake all others

Have a therapist you know and trust nearby

Fuck pride

Be on each other's team

Don't argue in public

Is she ok?