You wake up tomorrow and it's 2006

You wake up tomorrow and it's 2006.

Wat do?

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write manifesto

become an hero

(in minecraft)

Be happy

Prevent 9/11

Turn 360° and go back to sleep

go hangout with my friends

Rejoice.

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Visit my grandma

Not buy Sonic '06

have a long chat with the police and mother on why a grown man is in her son's bed

Buy Sonic ‘06 out of spite

But a shit ton of Bitcoin in 2009

Prepare to buy bitcoins!

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Make a plan to start working as soon as I'm of age and dump everything into Bitcoin

STEMmax. My dysgenic body means I have to find a valued profession or they shall cull me for polluting the gene pool.

Immediately break up with my girlfriend at that time. Get a job instead of playing counter strike all the time. Switch to engineering and apply myself at school.

I actually achieved a lot of shit since 2006 so I would be pretty fucking mad.

Wear diapers since I'd still be nominally cute and not a fucking disgusting balding late 20s year old. God I wish I acted on that while I still had the looks.

My position in life was more or less predetermined.
Suicide or be a criminal are about the only escapes.
Even if I were to warn of the future things in Clown World is so absurd my honesty would be ignored.
I suppose I would learn some technical and see what I could do with investing.

invest all my savings in Bitcoin.