Be Elon

>be Elon
>On plane
>Pulls dick out
>Looks at flight attendant
>"Look....it's....... my rocketship"
>Happy musk grin

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Elon did nothing wrong....

except expose his dick then pay 250k for her to keep her mouth shut

>hey girl i know you usually ride at planes
>but have you ever rode a rocketship?
>put dick out

>be elon
>about to buy twitter
>it makes "them" seethe
>question "their" worth
>upsets them even more
>they start throwing out wild accusations
oof

That's not wrong tho.

Elon propositioned her and then gave her some money as an apology for her being offended.

He had no idea she would over react like that.

he said that if they can't describe any tattoos or scars on his dick, then it's not true.

i bet he has a fucked up dickhead and a tattoo along his dick that measures the inches but they're inflated so it looks like it's 11 inches long.

if this was true, why isn't there a criminal charge? you do know it's cheaper (and quieter for his company) to just settle these things out of court, right?

this is exactly like "OMG look, Trump molested that girl, see he settled it out of court", completely ignoring that if Trump molested a 14 year old, he would be charged for statutory rape

This guy is such a fucking weirdo

Hes really good at making money off of other peoples hard work though

Elon Musk makes me want to become communist, and I hate communism.

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>and I hate communism

You fucking lie
You are obvious left tard with a mission to destroy Elon because his ideas are conservative.

apologies dont require NDA's dumb ass

Funny how this happens just a day after he announces he’s going to vote Republican and calls out the Democrats for their shit. Funny how nobody - despite his billions - made allegations like this over the last 30 years. Do the Democrats think they’re really fooling anyone anymore, or is this really all they’ve got left?

yep, hes autistic alright

and some people believe anyone can actually deserve all that money

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They do when you're a billionaire who is hated by the extreme left.

Elon did nothing wrong.

ur a retard

thats what settling out of court is you retard, heres some money and sign this paper that you will keep your mouth shut and in return you dont pursue charges.

He's a one man PR disaster for capitalism, that's for damn sure.

Not to mention that trump campaigned for female citizen rights throughout his time in office. Just another liberal hate campaign

And who the fuck are you to decide what anyone deserves? Tell me all about the amazing innovations you’ve made in your life, the electric cars, the rocket ships.

>can actually deserve all that money

The veil has dropped.
The left just wants to re-appropriate Elon's hard earned money.

Communism will never work.
Just ask China.
The left is defeated.
They just won't admit it.

>because his ideas are conservative.
Lol what. He's an archetype neo-liberal

you must be great at parties

kys

A lot of people with autism have problems understanding norms in relation to sex.

holy shit how can much of an incel can you be for you to think this is logical

neo-liberal aligns with the right's whole platform dumbass

>A 14 YO has entered the thread

>He's an archetype neo-liberal
kek

Far from it.
He woke during the pandemic and moved his shit out of Cali and moved to TX.

He announced that he swings right now.
Since then, the left has waged a dirty campaign to destroy him.

Elon will win tho

Don't pretend to be an oldfag, newfag. KYS is Any Forums for "hello", grow a pair or gtfo.

You believe the fabricated lies.

I believe Elon.

They're probably using conservative to mean, for freedom from authoritarian rule and believing in basic truths.

Oh great. Another conservative turns out to be a degenerate. Thats all we need.

Kys

>heres some money and sign this paper that you will keep your mouth shut
he would've made her sign an NDA, clearly she didn't have to "keep her mouth shut" which would've been a stipulation if he was guilty

companies settle things out of court all the time without being guilty, it's cheaper to sign off

>no u