My black eye forming over 24 hours
My black eye forming over 24 hours
Jordan Roberts
Aaron Evans
faggot
Colton Murphy
That seems unnecessary
Chase Martin
Nice makeup.
Justin Ramirez
You will gain the power to look out for someone else's bike without protection
Liam Gomez
I wish it was makeup. Unfortunately, this isn’t exactly rubbing off lol. At least it can’t get any worse, right?
Jaxson Carter
You will never be a woman. Non tranny people don't get black eyes like that.
Nolan Nelson
Why did your top boifren punch you. Did you not swallow his load? No i e pack around?
Tyler Nguyen
Um, okay. Not trying to be a woman. Just some dude in the internet who fell face first into a pole yesterday
Matthew Bell
Nope, I just got tripped while playing basketball and fell face first into the pole holding up the hoop. Believe it or not, this is actually the result after icing it all day
Isaiah Thompson
It's broken
Aaron Perez
What do you mean it’s broken? Like my eye socket?
Joseph Wood
Yeah bro. Shits busted. Google image black eye. Yours is 11/10. Somethin broke fam.
Eli Davis
Damn, do you really think it’s that bad? Like I know it’s not good, but I figured this was still just a typical black eye
Hunter Nelson
It's way worse than typical. Shit don't turn black like that unless something broke. Now there's fuckall you can do for it, just wait for it to heal. But yeah bro shits busted.
William Morales
t. Broke lots of bones
Juan Fisher
How long do you think it’ll take to heal? I’ve heard usually like a week to 10 days at the most
Nathaniel Carter
That mafk gonna take 2 weeks to even start looking right again. It'll be sore for a couple months. Oh well tho, your eye should be open again in a few days tops. Shit happens.
Colton Price
Fuck, I graduate on Friday. Is there no way to get it all healed by then?
Oliver Watson
They say constant ice helps, I never bother. Who cares anyways. all the other shmucks are just going to look normal where's the fun in that? Wear a tie dye gown. Life ain't that serious. Besides, the swelling will be down by then and it'll probably be purple instead of black.
Jordan Davis
If you get a homeless man to cum on it that will heal it up real fast
William Sanders
u can cover it up with make up, but it wont't help with swolensess, you can wear sunglasess lol
Daniel Carter
Yeah, I just feel shitty because I have a lot of family coming in to see me graduate and now I look like I got my shit kicked in. Is it gonna get any worse?
Xavier Sanders
Oh bro trust me, life gets way worse. Your fam understands.
Your eye tho is probably as bad as it's gonna get.
Xavier Scott
Is there any way to make it look normal by Friday? I feel like sunglasses will make me look stupid
Justin Hernandez
I hope so, although, let’s be honest, I’m not sure it’s possible to get too much worse than this. Hopefully at least all the swelling will be gone by Friday