ITT: State what unique talent you have

ITT: State what unique talent you have.

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I can be a massive faggot on Any Forums

I can suck my own cock

I can stop mid pee

I can fart and successfully blame it on the dog

I can smoke more weed then anyone.

I am a stubborn contrarian, with no backbone

I love contrarians

OP here someone else take over this thread. Cooking

No you're not

I can jiggle my pupils like crazed anime people

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I mean

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+1

i can sing really well and i can write good poetry. i am flexible, can put both feet behind my head at the same time. that's about it.

I can type 30 words a minute

How do I tell?

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I can juggle.

post pics or bullshit

no you don't

+1

I actually like critics, they have a use in society.
Unfortunately, society forgot that

I can sit on the toilet for a full hour without a single piece of shit exiting my anus