Son, will you open the bonnet plx

>Son, will you open the bonnet plx

Faggot Brits, its called THE HOOD!

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It's called the bonnet

a bonnet is something you stick up the pooper, a HOOD is what the engine of a car rests beneith.

Would you get the spare tyre from the boot, please user, I think we have a puncture?

I mean I call it the hood but I'm not from England

neither am i, but Bonnet sounds extreme gay. So just stop that you fucking faggots

Watch out for lorries

Have a fag and a bag of crisps to calm down.

Sounds like OP has a bee in their bonnet

A bonnet is something an engine rests beneath. A HOOD is something your father wears to the dogging site, so no one knows he likes to get double teamed by swarthy gentlemen.

Welcome to the HOOD, Nigga!

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where the hood at ma nigga?

Rubbish gasoline. Try some petrol!

guzzle my cum faggot, guzzle

*this thread written and read in English

>PAY BILLS
Somehow I doubt many bills get paid there.

Empty carpark and the twat still can't park in a bay.

>when they call the TRUNK a boot
FUCK
YOU

>Faggot Brits, its called THE HOOD!
>American speaks the English language... says the English people have it wrong.

I hate britfags.

The US is a car culture far more than the faggoty brits. Deal with it.

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I'm currently enjoying some crisps and chips in the lift, and I'm not touching the bonnet on that motor carriage until the filthy windscreen is cleaned and it's topped off with petrol.