JSON considered harmful

You know how JSON is used nowadays to transfer any kind of data to the web browser?
Well, that is part of the bloat of the modern web.
Consider the Any Forums catalog. It has a static pre-defined structure yet it is sent as a JSON file.
JSON is a format that's designed to convey generic tree-like structure, not content where the structure is always the same.
Running a parser that supports generic JSON files takes much more CPU cycles than a parser designed to just parse a static format whose structure never changes and the only variant is the content of the fields and the number of items.
This is why things like CSV exist, to support flat, fixed format files that don't need to convey a generic tree data structure.

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women are disgusting

*sniff* *sniff*

>faps to them daily anyway

AWOOOGA

It just werks freetard

Thankfully silky tights are the opposite of harmful. They're most beneficial to the human condition.

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to the 2D ones only

>adds field for whatever reason
>entire site breaks
any other terrible ideas you want to share?

Tights are proof that God loves us men and wants us to be happy.

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Why would the entire site break?
You know you can add header to the csv, right?
If the site is programmed correctly to read the columns by header and not by position, you can rearrange the order of the columns or add new columns and nothing will break on the client side.
The reason these tree-like data definition formats exist is for when you really don't know what the structure of the data will be. Such as with html. That is a valid use. Or if you wanted to transfer a tree of categories and sub-categories for a library site.

Umm if that was true he would give at least one girlfriend to every man.
Judging by how scarce cute women are I would say God hates us.
He created enough of them so we can sometimes meet them in daily life, yet scarce enough that most of us will never get to have one. Really he wanted us to suffer.

Browsers can parse JSON arrays much faster than CSV.
JSON parsing is baken in, CSV parsing requires some script that has to be interpreted and also has to be downloaded before it can be set to work.

>he ashn't taken the 2D pill yet
ngmi

>pantyhose + open toed shoes
so good

Oh lord

I can't even jerk off to 2d. I need the subject of desire to have depth so I can imagine myself interacting with her in real life.
A drawing just does nothing to me.

Sounds like you lack imagination.

Maybe one day we'll get 3d realistic enough that I'll consider it worth it to jerk off to it.
Because it's hard to find porn that is just right and good porn is difficult to produce.
But at that point it'll be just really good porn, nothing else.
It'll still leave you feeling empty at the end of the day.
In the same vein, AI won't be any better than some cam slut that pretends to be your friend for half an hour.
We wont see anything in our lifetime that replaces women.

sexo

sucks to be you then. 3dpds are foul in contrast to 2d qt3.14s

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>be user
>blame God for your personal problems in a derailed thread about JSON (and girls in tights)
You are not going to make it. You are never going to make it.

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I think "muh waifu" faggotry is just extreme coping.
No, jerking off to a drawing and calling women "3dpd" doesn't mean you stop being attracted to them.
It just means you are in denial and trying to bury the crippling loneliness in the back of your mind.
Homosexuality is probably more effective because at least it involves contact with another human being, but I don't know if homos don't secretly feel deeply ashamed and disgusted of themselves for going that way.

JSON parsing is O(n), CSV parsing is O(n). If you think the key to making the internet more efficient is to replace one format with another format with indistinguishable performance please finish taking a CS101 class.

I suggest cs50x. Honestly if you care about web bloat try becoming competent OP instead of having bad uninformed opinions.

I've always resented Any Forums and Any Forums for pushing this meme of "gmi" or "ngmi".
Life isn't that simple. There aren't just two roads where you either become a rich chad and are happy all the time or stay a bitter incel for the rest of your life.
Obviously the possible outcomes of a person's life are much more varied.

your lack of imagination is the ultimate cope here, fren. seek halp.

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