"""romance""" in RPG

Pick any pre-2014 Bioware game.
>Wow, you can carry a single pleasant conversation? Give me your dick!

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Bullshit. You can't just say ONE nice thing. You have to say them, all the time.

why do jews do shit like this? do they get off on it?

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Dragon age origins
> I dont was that interested in romance.
> I am triying to get along with all the party members.
> Sudenly Morrigan throw herself to me in the camp.
> "nice"
> Then I want to rise my romance with Morrigan.
> Finally get her personal mission, to kill her witch mother.
> Run to kill her.
> Tell Morrigan that she is free of her mother.
> "Wow user now I really have fellings for you"
> "nice, wedding, here I go"
> Then she stop to fuck with me because she is "confused"
> WTF?
> Get to the end game.
> She had the plan to put the archdemon in her baby, so a grayguard need to impregnate her.
> She dont care if I or the other motherfucker grayguard sassy guy is the one that fuck her.
> Still I do it because I wanted to fuck her again.
> She disapear after the final battle.
> I FUCKING BUY THE DLC OF HER STORY
> yada yada, at the end you can fucking kill her because she lied to you or go with her to another real.
> I go with her like the fucking mangina I was.
> I feel sick for doing that and it was the last time I simp for an M-word.

Thanks Bioware, you teach me a valuable lesson for only 60 bucks (game + DLC)

Liara from Mass Effect
In fact she's so horny she is okay with the proposed three-some

Wonder Loli

sex

I'm so sick of losers asking for romance options in EVERY fucking game. Fuck off you lonely freaks, you absolute rejects, you utter failures. Any and all video game romance is the most fanfic tier garbage ever created, but because you're so fucking starved for affection you unironically think that 5th grade novel tier romances are good. Fuck you, go outside, get a wife, and unironically have sex.

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Name one convincing romance in anything. You fucking can't.

fuck off back to Any Forums with your ugly westoid shit

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>t.greek god gigachad

i dun geddit

LOL

What's wrong weebfag, you can't coom to these drawings if they're not from glorious Nippon?

This.

There are zero romance in any media that look real, and most of romances in real life are also shit.

I think I see the misunderstanding. Any Forums isn’t a board for subhuman pedophile scum like you faggots. Please find the nearest rope and tie it to the closest ceiling fan.

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Wait is this real?

Thats bad design adn with the amount of conversation and story before it was fine
never played
True, nothing in the story discussion and banters ever gave any indication of romantic feelings or otherwise.

mad

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i have no counter-argument to this
pure logic

I agree, all romance should be removed from all media as it's nothing but pure fantasy. Most people go their entire lives and never feel actual "love", all they feel is the innate instinct to reproduce. If love existed the divorce rates in most developed countries wouldn't be so high.

Panam in cyberpunk was ok, there was a lot of back and forth and she didn't just want to jump your bones right away.

Not-So-Thinly veiled DC females thread?

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>Any Forums isn't a pedochad boa-

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The cute mouse girl got fucked 42+ times by the stupid little fly and had 42 mutant fly-mouse abominations.

yes

>starfire as herself in her regular outfit

Those Trials games
Doesnt the first three have an incest romance where the girl slowly falls in love with her brother as they grow up?

melinafags still coping i see

>iphone filename

AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>tfw missed it

You're thinking of men.

>trials
if you're talking about the games with the bikes I didn't even know they had stories
if you typo'd the JRPG series trails I dunno as I haven't played them either

you just a want a Wonder Loli thread

How does bruce timm get away with it?

Your character is always extremely attractive. So yeah, women will fuck men like that in an instant.

Did anyone care about the literal Blacked cucked scenario with Hawk girl and Green Lantern when it first aired?
In Justice league unlimited Green Lantern ends up in the future and meets his son War hawk, you can guess who his mom is. Then later in the series Green lantern, Hawk man, and Hawk girl end up in a pyramid fighting a ghost. The ghost manages to single out Hawk man and tells his backstory.
In ancient Egypt the hawk people came down and gave the Egyptians knowledge or something. The ancestors of Hawk man and Hawk girl are the rulers of Egypt and the ancestor of Green lantern is their head government guy. One day Green lantern shows off some horses Hawk man is uninterested because he can fly but Hawk girl is interested. Hawk girl and Green lantern ride off to an oasis and the horde riding got Hawk girl horny because they bang. Then they go home and bang and Hawk man finds them passed out from banging too hard. He tells his servant he whishes they were dead and he poisons them. Then hawk man drinks the poison too. The ghost explains that he is the servant and he is still loyal, he then tells hawk man he has to kill green lantern before he cucks him once again.

Sounds about right for capeshit, and of course it's with the redhead.

Zipper was like a fucking pet more than an actual serious character in the cartoon. It's like she fucked her dog and had its kids

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But Imagine how hilarious the shitstorm would be if it aired today. I want to know if anyone even cared sixteen years ago.

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she single handedly ruined an entire generation of males

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>user thinks the people directing/funding it give a shit about the original
have you been living under a rock the past decade m8

fpbp

wtf is this from a movie or some fan edit?

What does that have to do with anything? user didn't know the context so I gave him the context, stop sperging out dipshit

I've never seen the original cartoon for this(don't even know the name) nor am I a furry that finds the mouse girl cute so I am unaffected by this.

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Movie.

Will we see Dakota Fanning return to the role of Wonder Woman in our lifetime?

>"ruined"
I prefer to think of it as "enlightened".

>C'n'D was my childhood most favorite cartoon
>this is what it become
Why does this keep happening?

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Accept it. They will never stop.

The jews really are doing anything to piss off Russians.

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We didn't even ask for all that.

I swear in every iteration Diane wants to fuck a different member of the JL

>take shirt off to change into new one
>initiates sex with a married woman
What were they thinking?

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What's this from?

And I'm giving it to you anyways

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>want to play as pure noble catholic knight
>game forces me to either commit debauchery with a hussite or give me no leads at all so I have to look up what to do next

Nobody cared for the Green Lantern episodes back then either. Thankfully the rest of the show was good enough to ignore the GL episodes.

What the actual fuck

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World's Finest, Batman?

Wait, wait, no. That's Batman and Harley Quinn.

Because we know you're lying

Why would I lie about such a thing?

>C'n'D
what

what a lucky motherfucker

did this dude play something unlimited and make a cartoon based on it kek

Oh wow I watched the series a long time ago. This is wild LMAO.

So, hum... That's not how it works?

>Reboot forgets the original lore
youtube.com/watch?v=dcuLjEf1TdA

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>manchildren
>(((enlightened)))

I was more affected by angry mommy Diana to really be sparked by the twerp version of her
youtube.com/watch?v=RwWnBLP11h4

II wanted to Mongul all that anger and defiance out of her

youtu.be/oAteKL1RNvA?t=116

gimme that chocolate!

You can see the right moment when Chip's heart breaks in half

>talk to a girl for an hour
>no fucking
>hour completely wasted
Why would you talk to a girl if it's not going to lead to sex as fast as possible?

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What in the actual FUCK

>tranimenigger

I remember the World War 2 episodes as Green Lantern episodes, they were pretty cool

hot

Dragon age romances are unironically miles better playing as a straight female.
> Alistair falls for you which is believable if you're heroic enough
> Gifts you a rose, instead of your pc doing all the gifting
> If you make him king and you're not noble, then he'll leave you because of his new responsibilities
> You have to decide whether letting morrigan cuck you with him or have one of you two die to end the blight
> If Alistair loves you, he won't let you kys to the archdemon and will override you and throw himself at it if he's with you at the last battle section
It was kino desu

That really has some horrifying implications.
youtu.be/Q_ep3r9ftBI

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Cucked by a fly. lol. lmao.

>""""romance"""" in Real life
>show a lot of money to a female
>she immediately wants to fuck you

what the fuck is with the slideshow animation

damn. janny moved it to b

>Dragon age romances are unironically miles better playing as a straight female.
Even for Leliana?

That means anons can post anything

90% chance they thought it would hide the fact that the "2d" animation is literally all 3d