Show Any Forums that you’re actually creative. Pitch a movie that would be for the coomer audience, but could also pass as a serious film and not quite porn. Kinda like Fifty Shades of Grey but actually capable of making 500 million in box office.
I’ve always wanted to see a remake of The Incredible Shrinking Man >James Marsden as Scott Carey (because he’s bland and has the right physique) >Christina Hendricks as Louise Carey >Kat Dennings as Scott’s stepdaughter Beth >Susan Sarandon as the Dr. who diagnoses and attempts to help Scott to no avail >Bryce Dallas Howard is a woman Scott had an affair with before. She does not discover his condition until he is 2ft tall. >Jennifer Lawrence as the Circus Midget >Carla Gugino as Scott’s more financially successful older sibling. >and Amber Heard as a local bully who humiliates Scott Basically I’m making the cast all female to make it more accessible and PC for modern viewers. The whole ending part inside the basement with him fighting a spider will be omitted, as well as the cat chase. Instead I’m thinking Kat Dennings dressed in a leather cat suit. His wife will be extremely turned on by him shrinking as she no longer has to worry about him cheating
There's a woman living in a rural area with her husband. She knows her husband is cheating on her but she doesn't want to leave him. One night, when her husband is away on "business", a space alien crashes down in her back yard. She discovers that the alien has a lot of tentacles and is able to provide extreme sexual pleasure, however the alien also has an insatiable taste for flesh. When the woman's husband comes home, she lures the husband to the creature. The husband and the creature have sex, but after the man orgasms, the creature eats him. It will be live action and the monster will be CGI, and there will be a lot of sex scenes.
Kayden Ross
Interesting. Who do we cast?
Mason Sanchez
Hendricks, Dennings and Sarandon? That's a lot of milkers
Joshua Cook
She's completely nude when the movie starts, idiot.
Josiah Campbell
Even if the film was basically soft core porn (with nudity) it would still attract enough repeat views from lone males to make $500 million, and just adventurous couples. Sell it as a horror film and it’ll kill. Even gays would go to see it because the main character is basically being molested the whole time. Gays relate to being molested
Not enough. Maybe the costume gets ripped up and degraded slowly throughout? That would fly
Nathaniel Ortiz
An ongoing weekly documentary of Bruce Willis’ decline into dementia. People would watch it the more pathetic it got till he was alone in an assisted living home with just a tattered Die Hard poster on the wall.
Owen Watson
>film
Robert Flores
You clearly know nothing about cinema, storytelling, or even basic symbolism.
Not really for the coomer audience, but this would work probably. Maybe we can take advantage of his confusion and send it covert “hit squads” after Bruce to see how he reacts. Leave guns with live ammunition around for Bruce to pick up. The hit squads have to use blanks and will be told it is all for a movie and Bruce can’t hurt them
Dylan Torres
Nah I know more than you. You couldn’t even tell me about shadows
Justin Wright
I INVENTED SHADOWS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
Ethan Bailey
Kristina Hendricks as the main character Nic Cage as her husband Kat Dennings as their neighbor Chloe Grace-Mortez as Nic Cage's mistress
Aaron Clark
See you don’t know. You don’t know the power and the fury. I am the furry
Jason Parker
>I am the furry I am not surprised.
Nolan Flores
Soon
Anthony Wilson
>Nic Cage as her husband >Chloe Grace-Mortez as Nic Cage's mistress If your movie was made, it would make Kick-Ass very dark seeming afterwards. Genius
Alexander Butler
Lol I typed it on purpose because I knew you would bite. It sounded funny said slowly. The whole thing. Don’t be so easy mang
