You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you.
You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help.
But you're not helping. Why is that?
I'm hungry.
don't be a dick, Philip
What desert?
Whats a tortoise?
now post the one about Dinklage
This is a dream.
Know what a turtle is?
of course
Same thing.
It might be the kind that stretches its neck to bite stuff
Post hand
Is this the test now?
I only flipped him to give him a belly rub. I flip him again so he can go on his way.
I don't know about that kind of turtle, but the big box turtles in the bayou can roll and turn themselves back on their legs. They swing their legs and head around till the start rocking. Actually cool to see it.
Wtf do you meen Im not helping!?
Why? Well, obviously "I" am sociopathic and in desperate need of several severe beatings. "I" lack empathy and worse yet delight in the pain of others. "I," like that tortoise, am a dumb animal acting on instinct and whim until "I'm" allowed to continue existing by some oversight and develop into a honed and practiced social predator. "I" am inevitable, anybody, everywhere. When you recognize "me" don't run, Attack! "I" am weak and if challenged will cower and camouflage.
Helping him sun his balls
>But you're not helping. Why is that?
Well, probably afraid of it being a snapping tortoise.
Why would i flip it over in the first place
Teach that tortoise a lesson about stranger danger
Can't relate. I'm actually a good person and people look to me for guidance. I also would never harm anyone without a very good reason.