Girlfriends are no less expensive than hookers but offer lower quality sex

Girlfriends are no less expensive than hookers but offer lower quality sex.

Why do you insist on dating them?

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i date my waifu pillow, because i know she will always be there when i wake up

I'm not gonna wife a hooker

Hookers don't let you eat them out

Older, married guy here.
If your girlfriend is "expensive", you're not looking for a wife, but for a hooker.
The problem is with your choice of girls.
My wife does her part to improve our finances. We both earn money, tend to our investments, etc. If your girl isn't like that, that's not wife material, but a hooker in disguise.

>wrong
The last hot tranny escort I booked let me lick her out. Shit was cash.

.this is my fetish
hnnnnnnnnnnngh

Hooper won't let you cum inside her raw, or at least not without giving you AIDS.
Unless you got a golddigger only the first phase of a relationship is expensive, when you move together it gets cheaper than living alone because you share a lot of expances, also good luck buying a home alone in these times.

Just stick to one night stands and stop crying like a little bitch

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>oy vey, i just realized something people knew since ancient times
congrats on your 8th birthday bro!

People with girlfriends deserve tax write offs on their expenses.

Women being expensive is a meme. Ive dated broke and ive dated with money and it has never been a problem

You have been poorly educated and socialized, user. You should address it ASAP. I guarantee you will be happier. Good luck.

Because I can't exactly bring a prostitute to my parent's basement.

this

TITS or GTFO roastie

Why not? If you keep bring the same one over, they'd stop worrying about you being a gay or potential mass shooter

I bought the top shelf premium Jasmine TPE sex doll designed by Ryan Davis. I got it on bargain as fuck for $600. All these Any Forumsros worrying about pussy are worried about the wrong fucking shit. I've had several BEAUTIFUL 7+/10 women in my life. A TPE doll is just as cumbersome to one's life, but with so much fewer downsides. Buy you one, then come with me foo.

[Vnr.]

fake and gay incel cope

I already buy expensive shit (silk sheets, nice ingredients, indulging my hobbies with fancy microscopes and telescopes), how much worse could a girl make it?

>don't pay for sex as a rule
>puss thrown at you
Why does it work like this? I have unprecedented access and no desire.

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Hooker won’t let me stay over after. Also the food helps.

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