What's the oddest thing you've stuck up your butt?

What's the oddest thing you've stuck up your butt?
>I'll go first... An egg shaped nick nack my granny kept on a shelf in her living room.
>Pic unrelated
>RIP granny

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I’m not gay so I don’t stick things up my own butt. Having said that, my gay friend stuck his dick up my butt.
>no homo

my moms dildo

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Your mom's?!
>Kek
>That's pretty gangster

this plastic tyrannosaurus toy. i had a dinosaur fetish and i used to stick it's tail up my butthole

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Haha that's awesome
>Please be true

Desperate teenage years kek

You nailed it
>It's an awkward time

it's true. it didn't even feel good but i was really, really into dinosaurs and i'd put smaller plastic ones up my holes too

That's awesome but sounds risky. Hard pointy tails etc
>You're brave Any Forumsro
>Be careful

basically this..

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Wtfffff?? Impressive Any Forumsro

A BBC dildo

Ohhhh you said "holes" so you're a chick?
>Even fucking better kek

Nice!
>I got pegged with this earlier tonight

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yes
it hurt but i did it anyways

an old mallet handle with the end unscrewed so I could prop open my window with it. started having thoughts around 9 and it was the closest thing I could find

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Do you like the pain?
>My chick likes a sore pussy
>It gets her off

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Creative... I've been there
>Once I used the handle on a plunger. Stuck it to wall with it's suction. I think I wrapped the handle with toilet paper, wetted it and put a condom over it.

condom would have been smart if i could get them then. thing was 12in and i think i just about got to the hilt by the time i hit puberty

Nice user. I'm into pegging now
>My chick fucked me with this earlier tonight

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i guess i did. i was more into it just because of the dinosaur aspect of it

That's a trip. Your dino fetish and wanting it in your holes. The mind is a trip. I've had a chick with dick fetish since I was young. Not tranny or guy in any way. Chick with tits and strap on. Today I have a chick who gets off on fucking me with a strap on. Do you still get dino urges? Do you act on them?
>I don't judge, just curious

Also, do you know they make fantasy dildos
>Look up "Hanky's Toys"

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