This guy blows blunt smoke in your face and slaps your girl's ass

This guy blows blunt smoke in your face and slaps your girl's ass.
>What do you do?

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I open up a can of sickle cell anemia and toss it on him.

Isn’t that Lil Skoozie?

>Haha g-good one, s-sir.

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No this is Big Schmoozie.

i'm trying to get him to give me as much weed as possible in exchange for him fucking my girl

Thanks Any Forumsro

Contact my solicitor of course.

Ask him if he's a mime

pepper spray is always funny

Get high for free and thank him for getting me a girlfriend.

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I'm gonna say that if I am able to get a GF then I'm in an alternate universe where I'm also able to immediately kick his ass and steal his weed.

You'll get a girl one day Any Forumsro
>Trust me
>You gotta talk to them though

Sit back and watch her beat his ass. My girl like Zoe from Firefly

You'll get a girl one day Any Forumsro
>Hang in there

I sneak up and pants him so everyone can see his tiny pp

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Mid Spoozie actually

Accept the money and walk away with Mrt. Roger's swagger.

[RRN NA] Leais says, "Skrrrrrt nu-uh, na bro."

Thanks, bro.

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excuse me, that’s, like, not cool, please don’t do it again, come, dear, let’s go… wait, stop, what’re you doing, remove his penis from your mouth this instant! nooo, baby *starts crying* b-but I l-l-love youuuu, stop it, let’s talk, we can work this out, I forgive you already, honey

Pathetic
>Kek

Dump mag into his chest and go home without charges

HEY YO! DIS NIGGA GOT STRING ROUND HIS BALLS HAHAHA

Kek

I understand that reference.

THIS

I always wonder how people like you really are around blax irl. Terrified, I suspect