Hey b! Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything

Hey b! Ask a Pepsi merchandiser anything

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how does it feel to destroy millions of peoples lives whom i don't even care about anyway, with your sugar water?

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You look like a wife beater.

What's your worst selling product?

Crystal Pepsi.

Hey man I’m just a merchandiser, blame the CEO for that one

Well my mom thinks I’m handsome.

Pepsi wild cherry

Have you tried that Pepsi Nitro?

What can you even drink and be allowed to smile? I mean, you can choose the choice of a new generation, but can you have a Pepsi and a smile? Can you give the world a Pepsi and expect the world to sing in perfect harmony? You could give Mike Muir a Pepsi, but that wouldn't even shut him up because he wanted more than a Pepsi of that I can assure you.
tl;dr: what do you have when you really want a coke and a smile?

No I haven’t yet.

I always smile when I drink Pepsi. They screened for that kind of enthusiasm during my interview.

Few questions.
Do you think your job is as weird as I do?

Do you run into the Coke guy all the time?

Is there a Dr. Pepper guy?

What's your favorite product?

What's the wildest thing that's happened while working?dw

Fucked any hot girls at a store you were at?

1. While it might not be the run of the mills kind of job, it pays the bills and in this economy I’m glad to have it.

2. I have met coke sales associates but that was a rare occasion.

3. There probably is!

1. I’m a fan of the good ol’ classic Pepsi flavour.

2. Great question! The weirdest thing that happened probably was once one of my coworkers came in to work drunk and pissed on the floor in the change room.

Unfortunately not, I wish though but I am not that great with women.

Ok, Give us some bullet points. What are your duties as a Pepsi Merchandiser?

lose weight

Have you ever read The Culture of Critique by Kevin B. Macdonald?

Where have you been? Not seen you for a year.

So my duties involve managing and upkeeping our inventory including organizing and rotating the merchandise on shelves. I also occasionally meet with vendors and suppliers to discuss purchasing of inventory. And a few more roles!

No I have not.

Will Pepsi Twist ever come back?

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Hey! Yeah its been hectic haven’t found the time.

How long have you been in the job?

I dont know but I sure hope so!

It has been about 3 years now.

Do you have to stock coolers and is it cold?

Thanks for that that made my day

I haven’t stocked any coolers. It is kind of cold, there are lot’s of fridges so it is sort of the temperature of a fairly metallic warehouse.