A coder is a creature that turns coffee beans in to lines of code

>A coder is a creature that turns coffee beans in to lines of code

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Myself? I'm a code artisan.

>copy and pastes github libraries
>thinks its a coder

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Myself? I'm a code colonel

It’s ghetto tier and wouldn’t surprise me if it was the majority today so don’t even bother

That's old news man, you gotta get with the times. It's now hip & cool in the tech world to wear skirts & thigh high socks and act like a giant faggot.

For me, its s.oy beans

Kernal kernel

i am a creature that turns dextroamphetamine into lines of code

i am a machine that turns 99.1% pure reagent-grade autism into verilog

My name is john and i code every one of you.

Wait until you see my paper clip making machine.
After Im done with you fools will think you can make a CPU from sand lol.

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Programming socks are old news too dude

I am a code ninja and I don't drink coffee.

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real shit

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>My name is john
this part always gets me, as if anyone would give a fuck what his name is

Coffee sucks and only children drink it.

Me? I'm a creature that turns dextromethorphan into lines of code.

John and the penguin of doom start their rants with a formal declaration because they are self obsessed. You often see this pattern in serial killer manifestos.

Imagine being stabbed to death with a spork.

Real men drink kratom

I turn crystal method into bruises on my girlfriends face

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>I find it bizarre that people use the term "coding" to mean programming. For decades, we used the word "coding" for the work of low-level staff in a business programming team. The designer would write a detailed flow chart, then the "coders" would write code to implement the flow chart. This is quite different from what we did and do in the hacker community -- with us, one person designs the program and writes its code as a single activity. When I developed GNU programs, that was programming, but it was definitely not coding.

>Since I don't think the recent fad for "coding" is an improvement, I have decided not to adopt it. I don't use the term "coding", except if I were talking about a business programming team which has coders.