>be me
>at city hall acquiring legal documents for job
>old man besides me is having tech troubles with his phone
>he says he can't access his online banking because his phone keeps freezing
>offer to assist him
>also start having trouble because his phone won't respond
>girl behind me decides to help
>we both tinker with old man's phone
>old man has a fuck ton of porn tabs open on his phone
>we both pretend to see nothing and as we exit every porn tab
>she hands phone to old man and tells him his phone is an old model that's why it's so slow
>old man leaves and we bursts out laughing
>chatting with her for a few mins about random interests
>she tell me she's very interested in volcanoes and proceeds to show me volcanoes pictures on her phone
>she can name almost every active volcanoes
>just sit there and listen to her geeking out on volcanoes
>exchange contacts before we part ways
>after a few weeks of talking she agreed to meet with me at City Hall where we met
>mfw i got a date because of an old coomer
Be me
Ok.
got it, regards
Nice work
weird interest on volcanos. but I'm obsessed with dinosaurs so I don't have much room to speak. Gf is super into BJDs and botany. feels like I'm dating Poison Ivy
whats a bjd
Now he has to search for all that porn all fucking over again because two zoomers couldn't handle seeing sex
kek
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Ball Jointed Dolls
basically do it yourself dolls that require stringing and painting that have articulate Ball joints
I thought he was only a legend.
Lucky fucker. Any woman with interests outside of money, celebs & fashion is a rarity
I never thought Any Forums could make me feel happy and hopeful. I hope this is your true love user
tbf the old man's phone is the one that couldn't handle seeing sex
Not really.
Ask her to motorboat her Mt. St. Melons or finger her Mt. Vesuvi-puss
trust me
I wish you were right
if theres any geological activity around you, take her on a date to a local hot spring or geyser
I have plenty of female friends with a broad array of interests. Maybe you're not meeting enough women or you're only meeting women from a specific social circle.
Stay hopeful user you'll get your aspie gf someday
I like this story. And I believe it's true.
Thanks, OP.
this is actually pretty good advice