G/fur

g/fur

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wow, pansy. guess we'll find something else for your SENSITIVE PALATE

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I'll just drink it straight you faggot
I'm not stopping you from getting what you like, it will be your birthday after all

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>drinking it straight
*vomits*

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>*vomits*
are you gonna eat that waz looks like he could use an extra snacc

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Depending on how much I drink I will vomit. My tummy does not like alcohol being in there. Depends on what we have, I'm sure we will have something to mix it with

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I would sooner be castrated than do vomit play.
I only threw up when I went _WAY_ overboard, but I know how to not do that (... give it time to kick in before doing more lol) now.

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How do you lose your name so often
After doing 8 shots that one time body will almost refuse the first shot now :)

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what if it's delicious vomit like tuna sashimi vomit

tuna sashimi vomit would be like minced tuna in spicy tuna roll

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lul. I had the same thing happen with... french bread pizza, oddly enough. Ate it while sick. Could never eat it again.
fuck no. that sounds even worse.

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It's not awful but it wasn't good to begin with so now sometimes my thrussy will close so I can't drink it :)

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that's why you mix it you dumb faggot. or at that point just get a long tube and inject it straight into your throat.

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>fuck no. that sounds even worse.
mmmm scrumptious

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But then I piss 3 times an hour and it's annoying to have to piss that much

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why you gotta piss so often
if only I was into it.

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Please don't get into it
I drink and body makes piss is why I piss so often

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you little pisser

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lol. I'm not and hopefully never will be.

It gets really annoying because sometimes I have a really strong stream of piss and I feel water/piss get on my feet
I'll believe you

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sit down to pee dummy

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I couldn't if I had an erection, toilet too small and also it's a habit to stand while pissing at this point
pretty much

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break the habit. sit down like man was truly made to do.

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They were? I don't believe that
You're more than welcome to pee while sitting down, might want to start now with what you want on your dick

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>start now
>implies that isn't how I've always done it
shaking my head

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oh, woman moment

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ghost porn WACK

sorry snarf

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not ghost porn. takes place in DnD world, his partner there is INVISIBLE muahahah

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