Other thread demands trips, let's make this easier
>You wake up on a raft floating in the ocean
>Your head hurts
>To your side is a locked box - it needs a three-digit combination. You do not know the combination.
>Dubs decides what to do
>If a post ends in "874", that's the combination and it unlocks the box. Should this happen, the very next comment quoting that post decides what's in the box
Give me time to draw the frames as well, don't be an asshole
Jerk off onto the ocean
Pray to aphrodite to send sexy salvation
I will roll for this too
Op is fag
I'm still here, waiting for dubs mate
cunny mermaid
pull my dick out and start pissin'
DRINK MUG ROOT BEER
You press the flight button on the raft and your ship rises into its true airship form. In one of the airships storage bins you find some mother fuckin advil yeah boyyyyy!
The sky starts to rain corn dogs. One hits your sore head and you lose conciousness.
A large sun umbrella floats next to the raft.
Stick head in water
A wild Wilson appears providing you with companionship. You draw his face with blood from your wounded head.
Rolling for OP is fag
You grow wings and a long tail of which the end is a penis.
>874
If dubs: create string from clothes
You push the locked box into the water as the chances of unlocking 874 are nearly impossible.
An asteroid crashes next to the boat
there is a female anus that smells like strawberries
You submerge your face in the ocean and look around while breathing through a straw you had kept hidden in your anus.
Ugliest inc/succubus ever
Turning 360 degrees you moonwalk away.. to the other side of the raft.
Remembers the combination is on a piece of paper stuffed in asshole
Spontaneously and permanently catch on fire. But aside from your head you feel great.
Rerolling
Burning in the sun you decide to wear the locked box as a hat. You feel so fashionable that you magically grow bright red high heels.
you eat shit and die but jesus walks across the ocean afterwords and resurrects you
You get pegged by a mermaid
Reroll
you realize one of your legs is a wooden peg and peg a mermaid with it.
you kill pink jellyfish until one of them drops a diving helmet allowing you more time to breath underwater
you sit on the box and cry
to escape the sun you decide to stand upside down on the bottom of the boat
Fuck it I like this one so it happened