Everyone you know is Avril Lavigne in disguise. She has the ability to be in more than one place at the same time, and she's been fooling you your whole life.
When you're not in the room, the people you know converge back into one Avril and she laughs at you behind your back.
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What does this mean?
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Thanks OP, this sure does explain a lot of the weirdness in my life.
Like what? Tell me about some oddities you've noticed that made you suspicious.
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Sweet Jesus Christ, I would marry Avril right there.
She is perfect.
Before she was replaced by Melissa.
So I gave Avril AIDS last night?
Wait, so I've been fucking Avril Lavigne?
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Wait, so when my roomates go at it, it's two Avril Lavignes selfcesting?
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hot.
It's technically masturbation.
Who else does Avril pretend to be?
Awesome, now I can say I have railed the shit out of Avril Lavigne.
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But it also means that you've had sex with literally everyone you know. Because they're all just Avril Lavigne.
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I guess so.
>Everyone you know is Avril Lavigne in disguise
So, if I tie up my younger brother and butt fuck him, I'm actually having anal sex with Avril?
Damn, BRB.
Yeah, but that would also be rape.
Avril was never replaced. She's always looked like she does in the OP pic, but she's taken many different forms, especially in your life.