WTF discovered this today after shower! Is this monkepox? I don't want to die need help

WTF discovered this today after shower! Is this monkepox? I don't want to die need help

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Monkeypox

It's monkeypox. I recommend you drink a shot of vodka, then down a glass of bleach, followed by another shot of vodka.
Do this every day for another week, and stop letting men shove a cock up your ass.

Oh noes. Not another monke pox victim. We’re all gonna die, but op dies first!

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its a mosquito bite you baby back bitch

Looks like a spider bite. Consider trimming your pubes

No. It's just smallpox. Have you been around anyone with a flea infestation or around any animals? Squire, mice, puppies.

What the fuck is a monkeypox?

Diagnosis is in, OP
Pic related

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ywnbaw kys

> Consider trimming your pubes.
Yeah seriously, the amount of bush you have let's your dick look miniscule.

Why peenas

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not monkeypox. even so monkeypox is rarely fatal. just annoying.

Its a zit.

Oh no... thats the new variant gorillapox you will die 100%

Stage four squamous cell carcinoma. Don’t make any long term plans.

Monkeypox

Obviously because it's getting him off.

>let's

To reverse Monkepox, you need to return to Monke

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That’s stds uncurl able

well hello scaramanger

he charges a million a shot

>Pointing out a small spelling mistake, most likely done by Autocorrect.
How do you live with such a small penis?
Also how many languages do you speak, because english is not even my first language, asshole?

You gots da monkey.

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honestly looks like a spider bite