What's anal like Any Forums? I've always had a huge fetish for jerking to anal porn but never done it...

What's anal like Any Forums? I've always had a huge fetish for jerking to anal porn but never done it. My gf thinks it's gross and won't let me near her asshole even if it's just a finger or my tongue.

Is it overrated?

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It feels a little worse than a vagina, and makes the room smell vaguely like poop, so if you find that sort of dirtiness hot, it's great. You don't even need a woman to do it, so that's a huge bonus too.

It is kinda overrated... it has no real walls like a vagina. it just feels hollow and empty, the only real tension or grip is the actual rim but other than that it's like plowing into nothingness.

It's great if your girl likes it.

If a girl is genuinely into butt sex then its great.

If you convince your girl to tolerate it then it'll be awful, just as bad as if she's nit into it and reluctantly tries it.

Find a girl that is into sticking things up her butt.

But yes, it is worth it. It's loads of fun, feels great for both of you, and erotic etc.

My ex who I was with for 10 years wouldn't do any butt stuff.

New girlfriend loves getting fucked in the ass. I highly recommend dating someone who is into the same bedroom stuff as you. Life is too short, man.

I'll never settle for a girl who doesn't like kinky shit ever again.

>Is it overrated?
Yes. After 2 or 3 times I was convinced that dudes who are into anal are just bi and in denial.

In all honesty I feel sorry for straight guys who are into anal because they'll never experience how much tighter men's asses are because of the prostate.

This right here. Or virgins who don't know what a pussy feels like.

>Pitching
Feels fucking amazing, but smells (understandably) terrible. Wear a condom, because you might get a dollop of shit on your dick pulling out (reminds you of a Hershey's Kiss)
>Receiving
Worst sexual-pain of your life.

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Not that good after the 3rd time. First time is an achievement. 2nd time commitment. 3rd time is not the charm.

Anal is a gateway to becoming bi

You guys clearly never dated someone who enjoys anal. My girl's ass is clean enough to eat out of, and I get to nut inside her ass whenever I want.

Not about to put her on hormone birth control just to nut in her pussy.


I agree with this. If she wants it, it's really fun.

That's if you do doggy style. In that position the internal organs push away and upto the diaphragm.

If she's on top, or her upper body is raised above her pelvis, her organs will push down into her bowels/pelvis and create pressure on your cock in her colon.

Don't listen to these fags, anal with a cute girl that is into it is amazing!

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Done it 3 times. First time was both the girls and my first times. Definitely smelled like friction burned shit after. Didn't have anything on my dick...that I could see. But it was there. I knew, she knew, God knew.

2nd girl was more experienced. She cleaned and lubed her ass. More enjoyable that previous experience but not better than pussy. Plus, absolutely having to clean off both times just make it feel dirty, and not in the fun way.

Fuck the pussy, love the pussy. My gf squirts so it's so much better than any ass play.
>inb4 it's pee

>God knew
god isnt real, you schizo delusional christranny faggot ywnbaw kys

Eating ass is even gayer than fucking it. You know the colon is constantly pushing shit down right? You can't clean the whole thing. You're either into poop, or retarded if you think it's hot to put your mouth there after it's been "cleaned".

>My girl's ass is clean enough to eat out of
Just the thought of finding bits of corn and such in there.

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Imagine a super tight, yet dry vagina. That may or may not leave poop on your dick. Fun at times, but not my go to. The pussy is way better designed for this activity if you ask me.

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You guys have been with some nasty girls.

I've been fucking my girlfriend's ass for the past year and never had any issues. She keeps it spotless for me because she wants me to fuck her ass.

I personally think it feels amazing. I prefer vaginal sex, but if you do the prep, anal is a nice treat.
I absolutely agree with the people saying that your girl has to be into it, or at least open to it. First time we tried it, we were both drunk, it hurt her a lot. I resolved to never ask for it again, I don't like hurting her. Then a few months later she asked for it, and it was so much better...

pic related, I've cum in that ass probably 20 times

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anal is great. very tight hole, smoother surface inside, feels very intense. never had any issues with smell or poop dick.

however, my gf loves anal. this means she actively prepares. meaning she doesn't eat the whole day and she keeps herself really clean, including anal douche etc. if your girl is nasty or not really into it you probably won't enjoy it

I've been single since 2005, but I'd stay single forever if that's what they're into now.

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