I just deleted my 400,000 karma reddit account last night. I am also leaving this place forever and moving on in life

I just deleted my 400,000 karma reddit account last night. I am also leaving this place forever and moving on in life.

Next week is my birthday, I'm turning 25. And a few nights ago while trying to sleep I realized that in another 25 years I'll be 50...

I know what you're thinking, "no shit". But I'm not kidding that realization seriously hit me like a fucking train and sent me into a full on existential crisis. I've spent endless hours here and on reddit that I can't even begin to count. My entire childhood is gone and it's never coming back. And I wasted it for... this? Were all those nights bait replying for (you)'s worth it? Does 400,000 good boy points on reddit make you feel accomplished?

Fuck no... So last night I deleted it. Reddit user Eaglezzz is gone and now so is user. It took a long while, it took way too long, but I finally realized that this website and reddit offers nothing of value and is a waste of life.

I'll see you guys. Most of you don't give a shit and that's fine. I'd honestly prefer it that way. But to those still reading, I have one last request for you. Please do me a favor and call me a faggot one last time on my way out. It would mean a lot.

Goodbye internet, I finally fucking won.

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This post WINZ teh internetz0rdz!!!11

nobody fucking cares

Don't come back bro

Guyz I am deleting my Reddit ackount with over 9000 Khama pointz

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I hope you do what you say, faggot.

Is this a copypasta? I feel sorry for your family and friends if you really get this melodramatic over something so pointless.

>posting his shit here because he deleted all other platforms
We don't care and I hope you get hit by a car tomorrow

No, it's real. I'm fully displaying how much of a loser and faggot I was for you all to see. I want you guys to make fun of me and laugh so reality can crash down on me and motivate me to move on.

>Oh My GoD Any Forumsros!!!1!1 I'm leaving the internetz!!1!!1! Goodbye foreverz!!
>All this stuff has led to me becoming a better person!!!
[le reddit spacing'
Nobody would have even noticed you were gone. This "gesture" is just for attention, youll come back later because your lard ass will always come back.

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Good riddance. You are an embarrassment to your family and friends. They just tolerate you.

>just for attention
And why, might I ask, did you comment on this post?
You're an ape. You need attention. OP's a fag, but aren't we all?

I know. That's why I want to be better.

no u

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Jokes on you, they don’t tolerate him

Yeah, we all are. And I notice that by making a post saying that all you're asking for is attention, is giving attention, and by posting about their need for attention, shows my own desire for attention, but even then, the argument would still stand, don't you think?

You will be back soon faggot

Invariably, but it's an argument trying to attack one of our basic needs. Glass houses, stones and all that.
Trying to pretend that you're somehow above attention-seeking is not only cringe, but wrong.

pls kys

Next month is my birthday, I'm turning 50. And a few nights ago while trying to fap I realized that in another 50 years I'll be 100...
I don't want to be 100 yrs old and still trying for (you)'s on Any Forums, so this is good bye from me for at least another few days.

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Next month is my birthday, I'm turning 100. And a few nights ago while trying to fap I realized that in another 100 years I'll be 200...
I don't want to be 200 yrs old and still trying for (you)'s on Any Forums, so this is good bye from me for at least another few days.