Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Is your waifu a Jesus-certified qt?

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u get the nail gun

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What does the certification process entail.

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good idea
bread

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Nah, she's my little satan.

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Given some time with photoshop, she could be

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Seems pretty okay, I guess, might watch for Timothy
Judging by 4'33", neither is Johnny.
That's what most of my D&D games get boiled down to in the end, at least. So you're D&Ding while also posting, or just preparing stuff? Seems like a bit of a pain to juggle playing a RP game and posting at the same time.
No it's not it's an illusion
I'm sure Jesus would approve. He was a fan, I've heard.
I don't remember the passage about Paul getting surprise mpregged by a fox but I'm willing to accept it.
>Patron saint of missionaries
Now we even know the position, great.
I'm the only one who's going to be nailing my waifu's feet, fuck off.
Cunny inspection, if cute and funny, approval given. Similar procedure to the choir boys, really.
Isn't satan canonically a guy? Sounds gay to me.
Acceptable.
I don't think we've talked, who is your waifu?

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An illusion you say, I see.

This is Bernadetta from Fire Emblem: Three Houses

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I looked up an explanation of that stuff.
Oh, I hope not. Preparing... kinda. Not much. I jerk around too much >_>

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Shut it with your foot fetish. Go make SPT not suck u lazy cunt

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Approved by the new version with best Shiro on the covers.

So, lemme get this straight, Jesus was actually Inari.
Wait, what?

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I'm not so sure about Photoshopping Kumiko into a painting of Jesus

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Why yes, you're fogetting your medication I say.
The name sounds like that one videogame where the jap devs had to make up american names, except british.
Why'd you pick her as your waifu?
The fuck is SPT?
>inb4 SPT deez nuts
I think one village in japan had its own Jesus lore, so I'm not sure about the Inari thing.
What?
Why not? A bit too blasphemous?

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You

What the fuck is with the Japanese and living 100+ years? Why they can't be normal and start wishing for death after like 40 or something? Well, Inari is real. She makes fur threads every friday.

Start a new religion of oboe molesters.

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>The fuck is SPT?
>>inb4 SPT deez nuts
...what?

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She's relatable. Plus watching her made me wanna protect her since she's so skittish in game. On top of that, she's just cute. What about you and Senko?

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Hilltop Hoods all up in this bitch

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Sperm Paralysis Treatment.

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