“You can’t keep your kids in a bubble and protect them from the world forever.”

“You can’t keep your kids in a bubble and protect them from the world forever.”

No Satanic TV. No Satanic Big Tech apps. No Satanic music. No Satanic Hollywood movies. No Satanic public schools. No Satanic colleges.

This is the way.

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based jews

No nothing, basically. Just waking up at 5am every day of your life to farm, before dying early from some preventable disease

sounds boring as fuck

As if satanism is the religion trying to corrupt people

Pretty soon homeschooling will be illegal.
>you can't just refuse to make your kids troons! Arrest him!!

why are you in Any Forums then you hypocritical faggot

>You can’t keep your kids in a bubble and protect them from the world
Undeniable truth, you can only teach them right from wrong and hope for the best.

whats the punishment for sodomy in the amish settlements? surely there are gays inside the amish that have urges too

>This is the way.
I agree more with this as time goes by tbh

pretty sure stoning can satisfy most gay urges

They certainly have technology, almost all of them have iphones or some sort of smart phone.
They also have one hell of an inbreeding problem.

ok the go live with the fuckin amish and STOP TRYING MAKE BEING A CERTAIN TYPE OF CHRISTIAN INTO FUCKING LAWS

they're Amish, clown

Well now, there’s plenty of incest and animal torture when Amish dudes get bored

how do I become one of them?

You don’t have what it takes.

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Little known factoid:

Amish have a custom where the young (from about 15yo) where they can join "Wilding" which allows the young to experience life outside of the community. At the end, they can rejoin the group and all "sins" are forgiven or they can remain outside and seek a different lifestyle.

oh right, I forgot I can't grow a beard...

16 to 21, actually.

The idea of Any Forums enthusiasts giving up gas-powered vehicles, electric-powered devices and tools, and living in houses heated only with wood chopped by hand to live a life of Amish religious purity is pretty funny.

You know the Amish hate Trump right?

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>You don’t have what it takes.
did you mean you have what it doesn't take?

That’s Amish 101, friend.

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Thanks for the clarification.
I wasn't exactly sure of the age.