You have 5 seconds to prove you're white

I hate people who are inferior to me. I also hate people who are superior to me.

I like trains and own a turtle

checked and based

Mayonnaise is too spicy.

I am fully aware who both of my parents are

Look buddy. Like dude. Whoa. Hold up. Like. Chillll.

I say "nigger", and since I'm from Texas, I say "beaner" too.

nice try. they're called locomotives and shell lizards you fucking ape.

I am current on my child support and play an active role in all 5 of my children's lives.

My dad keeps wanting to cut down every tree

I play music in my vehicle with normal sized wheels at a reasonable volume.

Gotta mow the lawn tomorrow

I don't have to prove anything

>you have 5 seconds to prove you're white
You have five seconds to prove you're white.
>Fixed.

Most lawn mowing is done by Mexicans, at least in the US.

Counter point I know how to swim

Taco Bell is the best Mexican food I've ever had. I love their mild sauce.

Yeah, but for a living

Im not schizophrenic

You win.

Sometimes mayonnaise is too spicy

wut?

is that fucking Bryan Hockler

I dont like watermelon

whoa nelly

Nigga, you on crack. Plenty of white people like watermelon.

ok fair

I saw my dad earlier today.

Was he playing "cave explorer" at the time?

go fuck yourself gringo

My wife’s name is Nancy, but I call her Nance. Lol. She’s a pistol, I tell ya. Just gonna go out front and check on the lawn.

I own a home and just paid $20k on landscaping

Got any milk in there?

My 3 inch penis can only get hard if I imagine well endowed black men ravaging the white women i fantasize about. This makes me very ashamed so I make up for it by putting down women and minorities and voting republican.

I believe Donald Trump is not a racist.

both the bike and motorcycle in my garage are legally mine and used them to pay less taxes last year