How to straighten my curved dick?

How to straighten my curved dick?

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Extender

Why? 30% of all penises have a curve to the left, right, up or down.

Which one is problematic to you?

Viagra, hydrocodone, liquor, and a rolling pin

Its curving to the right and its angled down.

Care to explain what to do with this shit?

three of the items go in your mouth, 1 is applied to the penis. I'll let you guess which is which.

Will it be painful?

Ask it nicely

yes and it wont work

For you

nah it'll be fine

Okay so why won't it work?

1 in 15 penis has this issue.

please make sure the angle is consistent. a CHANGE of angle is much worse than an angle itself. change of angle is a big warning for a doctor.

that's what the hydrocodone and alcohol are for

> Boo hoo my pp points weird now and there's blood everywhere

Walk if off, commie

Honey, I can't LEGALLY treat your bent cock unless the bend is 30 degrees (1/6 of a full circle). and even if the bend is this large I need evidence of a change in angle over time.

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because your dick doesnt work like that, retard.

And what's your profession oh wise pole polisher?

> Commies have bent penisses

So thats why I'm pro healthcare! Thanks for clearifying that Mr. hick.

It need surgery, so unless it's causing problems I'd avoid it

Literally not a problem. Itll still fit straightly into a woman hole. Or a man hole, whatever the fuck you please.

My job is to make sure whoever investigates Sigma Aldrich gets a filmed blowjob

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Dicks all curve and if you actually take the time to fucking learn why then you would know you cannot straighten them you fucking retard. Knowledge, you should try it sometime.

Don't. If ur penis is above 4 inches and bent, it hits the g spot.


Assuming you get laid of course

Trust me, women don't give a fuck about the curve. Make them cum regularly; that's what they care about.