Hey. I'm a big fat dude. Ask me stuff. Gain knowledge

Hey. I'm a big fat dude. Ask me stuff. Gain knowledge.

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why are you fat?

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food good

Which has more calories, a Whopper or a Soy Whopper?

Probably the regular whopper, but not by much.

Are you a great big fat person?

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hahahaha yes. don't wear my skin yo.

What might we possibly learn from a big fat dude?

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This might be an actual oldfag kek

How could anyone begin to want more or even look like

That cheese is a blessing from the universe.

Has there ever been a mass shooting at a furry convention and the reason we didn't hear about it is because no one cared except furfags?

Mein Bruther!
I too am a fatass with knowledge! I beseech ye! How are you preparing for the end times?

It would just get thrown under the usual "anti LGBT banner!" garbage.
Since a lot of furfags are, shockingly enough, actual fags.

How am I preparing? Easy. Cheese.

That's going to perish if the fridge goes out, brother.
Consider canned goods and crippling depression.

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Cheese predates refrigeration, you silly sod.

Freeze-dried cheese. Nothing like it.

Who will win tomorrow? Heat or Celtics?

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....fuck it, Celtics