420 Thread. No non weed smokers or narcs allowed. Post your funny weed stories.
>be me
>15 or 16
>smoke a bong with frens
>laughing like fuck
>cant remember why
>decide to get snacks
>go to the store
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>well, I was walking the dinosaur and growling lmao
>qt cashier can tell that I'm clearly high
>probably thinks im such a rebel being enraptured by cannibars at that age
Your turn.
My weed story:
>smoke weed
>get anxiety attack
>stop smoking weed
haha fight the ocean you will drown.
>funny
Guess you had to be there, huh?
So these one time we was like all...
...
...all you know like...
....
...stoned and like...
yeah.
still cracks me up.
A some years ago 2013-2017 I can't remember exactly year, I went to my 70 year old Dyke race mixing lesbian aunt's house for Thanksgiving and she looks schizophrenic or retarded I can't tell, she married a Asian woman and she literally collects races, the bitches house looked like a Very Diverse Jew Kike Faggot Advertisement, They had no white children, there were 2 Niggers and 3 Asians 1 of the Asians looked like her mother or father was half black and she was Literally Retarded, not nigger retarded, she was 40 - 60 IQ Retarded and she was in a wheelchair always smelled like piss the niggers were just acting like niggers Like Big Black Genetically Retarded Porch Monkey Coon Spook Tree Swinging Crack Smoking Homo Erectus Alabama Windchime Trayvon Martin Luther King Kong Looking Ass Jigaboo Niggers, So I went into tyrones bedroom when he was outside doing nigger shit, I stole some of that niggers weed and I grabbed that niggers big ass 2 gallon bottle of fresh water for his bong, went to the bathroom and jizzed about 4 times in that Trayvon Martin Luther King Kong Black Niggers bong water.
This story is 100% legit. Believe it Or Not, Or suck George Floyd's Crusty Mummified Asshole
Here's the drawing of "SupaMane" the nigger gave to me.
Clearly says “SuperMan” twice in the drawing. Even you’re made up racist stories suck, user. Please try harder. We have company over this week.
This how I've been grinding my weed
Nigger, he only (pronounced) SuperMan as "SupaMane", He knew how to write it.
Hey user, you know that cross you use to grind your weed? Well, maybe wash it first.
Ah, so your the one who can’t read. Got it.
Stay in school kids and don’t smoke weed. School is cool. Weed is whack.
>weed
>No narcs
Ooh is it because you're such a big scary man user? So badass. Don't tell me you forgot to return a library book on time once and you sometimes jaywalk but only when in a hurry
My the one who can't read?
Nigger.
Nigga Finna Smoke Some Cow Dung
But Nigger, That's HomoGay And HomoGay Is A Sin.
HEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!
YOU RUINED MY RECORD MAN I JUST BOUGHT IT!
