What would you do if your dog started talking to you?
What would you do if your dog started talking to you?
shoot people in a grocery store
kill him for being possessed by satan
i'd make mac n cheese
strap c4 to the talking dog and it will enter a busy shopping mall and then it will visit allah with 72 dog virgins
Ask for consent next time
Tell her how dumb and smelly she is.
Seek mental health counseling.
Ask if she likes belly scratches.
If she says no then I'll chain her outside.
i would then proceed to anally fist the talking dog
Wonder when my wife bought a dog without my knowledge.
Harkness test
the source of the violence
Gas the jews
Leave it at a park and drive away
What did she say to him??
More macaroni.
She said his Mossad trigger word
Call an exorcist. He died back in 83.
No...
ask for consent
i'd ask her to speak dirty to me
I'd be like Moses and say you're not supposed to speak usually
Tell that bitch to quit pissing and shitting inside or she’s fucking out. I’ve been trying to crate train the mf for almost a god damn month now and she just won’t get it. Tell her I love her and she’s awesome maybe teach her things like good recall and attacks so she can respond to like one word. Just over all get a well trained dog