What would you do if your dog started talking to you?

What would you do if your dog started talking to you?

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shoot people in a grocery store

kill him for being possessed by satan

i'd make mac n cheese

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strap c4 to the talking dog and it will enter a busy shopping mall and then it will visit allah with 72 dog virgins

Ask for consent next time

Tell her how dumb and smelly she is.

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Seek mental health counseling.

Ask if she likes belly scratches.
If she says no then I'll chain her outside.

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i would then proceed to anally fist the talking dog

Wonder when my wife bought a dog without my knowledge.

Harkness test

the source of the violence

Gas the jews

Leave it at a park and drive away

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What did she say to him??

More macaroni.

She said his Mossad trigger word

Call an exorcist. He died back in 83.

No...

ask for consent

i'd ask her to speak dirty to me

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I'd be like Moses and say you're not supposed to speak usually

Tell that bitch to quit pissing and shitting inside or she’s fucking out. I’ve been trying to crate train the mf for almost a god damn month now and she just won’t get it. Tell her I love her and she’s awesome maybe teach her things like good recall and attacks so she can respond to like one word. Just over all get a well trained dog