Be me

>be me
>had a cute sister who I was sexually obsessed with
>she died in a car crash about 5 years ago
>be also me about 1 about hour ago
>get home from work extremely horny
>in my state of horny mind I decide to grab my sisters ashes from the family cabinet and jerk off while I fantasize about her
>mom enters living room and screams in a voice I've never heard before "what the fuck are you doing with that?"
>I drop the urn and it breaks
>sprint out of house into the unknown

This happened about 1.5 hours ago. I have 46 missed calls from mom and my dad texted me that he'll kill me the next time he sees my face. I am sitting at a park nearby contemplating what to do next. I am shaking. Help me Any Forumsros, please help me.

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I mean
The consequences of your actions are coming to fruition. Repentance and penance is a good start

As a rule of thumb - DDSS
Dont Do Stupid Shit.

shoulda held a gun to ur moms head and forced her to finish you off making sure u get every last bit of cum in the urn. and then make ur dad drink it.

yeeeeeaaaaahhh your fucked mate

I guess you need to cut all ties with your old life. Maybe you could go abroad doing volunteer work, or join the army. Like, start a new life, Negan style.

I hear they need cannon fodder in this Ukraine thing, maybe look into that. Because you can never return to your home. Ever again.

Bro. Words cannot described how fucked in the head you are

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Pic or gtfo

Fake and gay. If real post screenshots from phone.

get hit by a train, painless suicide

LARP. Literally no one could be that autistic.

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lmao kermit

you should move to another country and start a new lift.

You must beat, then rape your father. It is the only way. When your whore mother calls the cops just show them your father's death threats, and play the victim so he gets taken away. Then it is mummy's turn to find out what happens when you fuck around.

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An autistic person wouldn't do that.

actually good advice. if this were real, you should just go all in. you’d already be fucked

first - get rid of the phone , then keep heading in a direction your parents wont look for you because they will and want revinge , move fast and look for work and security, never go back - things will never heal on this one , they will never forget this , make a simple quite life for yourself and stay out of public as much as possible , no past friends either , you must move hundreds of miles and away from busy highways , change your looks too , it will not go well for you when they find you ,

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Larp

Larp

Your autism amuses me to no end. Keep at it

jesus fucking christ. op you are never getting out of this with no consequences whatsoever

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Coom and it's consequences

Honestly commit if this isn't a larp you nasty fuck

Yikes m8

tell your parents youre sorry. come back home and tell them youre sorry and youre willing to get some help.