You spent all weekend getting a dark tan and some guy with a rifle is walking past the aisles yelling about niggers. Which aisle are you in and is there anything you can use in that aisle to defend yourself?
> 0: flowers
> 1: canned shit
> 2: microwavable boxes/etc
> 3: cereal and bars
> 4: paper products
> 5: hygiene
> 6: diabetes aisle (soda and chips)
> 7: frozen food
> 8: frozen vegetables and ice cream
> 9: booze
> Dubs: in the back by the meat
> trips: by the Father's Day cards
You spent all weekend getting a dark tan and some guy with a rifle is walking past the aisles yelling about niggers...
Luke Gonzalez
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Gavin Torres
Austin Garcia
You jump behind the toilet paper to hide.
Adam Scott
Adrian Jackson
You hold up a box full of quick-cook potatoes and it slows the bullet by .5%
Dead before you hit the ground
Brandon Wilson
OP bumping
I throw flowers up in the air and the shooter can't see me
Juan Anderson
keep doing my grocery shopping cause im not a nigger
Camden Moore
Roll
Adam Ross
Imma hide real quick before this schizo shoots me
Jordan Clark
L0L
Julian Kelly
Jack Reyes
You dig for ice cream and the door deflects the bullet into your shoulder
You attempt to chuck a frozen bag of carrots at the shooter, but he gets you in the chest first
You grab a stack of frozen meatloafs and they stop the bullet
Landon Bailey
It’s a roll thread newfag
Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Rogers
There's a cool scene in a John legazamo movie where a dude smashes a guy's face with a 6 pack of beer.
Camden Martin
Dominic Roberts
Rolling! Time to go one on one with 18 yo incel Manlet noodle boy
Christian Martin
if i'm in booze aisle i'm tryna sneak behind that lil shit and stab him with a broken bottle
Jason Taylor
i hope i get an isle with lube , so i can shove something up his ass , maybe when he cums he will drop the rifle and forget about shooting people , i will them piont him in the direction of niggers and ripe what ever it is i shoved up his ass out in a very painful way and again poit to the niggers,
Andrew Jones
And throw moltolvs
Justin King
that sounds sweet user
Henry Garcia
I show him my tattoo of arayanne the nazi poni on my chest then we proceed to have gay sex in every isle as the niggers rape all the women and the cops show up and start video taping all of it for their orthodox Jewish handlers who start sucking baby cock to the perverse orgy I had started
Adam Sullivan
I am by the help desk and start playing mr. bond over the speaker, anons everywhere leave their basements, the beta uprising claims victory, roasties and chads are hung by the millions, I stand proud atop the pile of corpses as king beta the 1st of his name fuhrer king of the world, I still can’t have sex with women despite owning everything
>mfw I’m forever incel beta it’s in my soul
Anthony Hughes
It was Mickey Rourke in the movie Spun.
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Bentley Green
Rolling