How to get pussy when tinder and bumble don't work?
>inb4 hire a prostitute
I live in fucking small hick town US of the fucking A, all I've seen near me on escort sites are Mrs.Skeletal methhead granny's and hamgalaxy multicolored hair baboon linebackers. Fuck that shit.
Move.
>But I have no money.
Then start saving NOW and move as soon as possible.
>move
To where? Any suggestions?
try a guy. they give better blow jobs anyway.
larger metropolitan areas have both more women, and thus more prostitutes. You chances of finding both increase dramatically. If you need a suggestion, Dallas is a good choice.
>Mfw I'm not only broke, but live with mom and can't drive for shit.
Well, looks like I'm fucked anyways. Thanks for the suggestion though. Guess I'm stuck hanging out with cleetus and his sister/wife across the trailer park.
Fuck no, I'm not lowering myself to that of a rabid fag.
do you seriously not have $100 saved up for a fucking bus ticket and a night at a hotel?
Your the source of your own problem, bud.
>tinder doesn't work but I live in a cave in the Amazons, what do?