You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise.

It's crawling toward you.

You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't.

Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Why is that?

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Because you wrote me this way.

I am trans by the way

I wouldn’t do that to wildlife im not jewish.

You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog.

because i'm a replicant

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Describe in single words only the good things that come into mind about your mother.

Let me tell you about my mother.

Wouldn't flip it in the first place because I'm not a psychopath.

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I'm not a kike or a nigger to do that to a being that poses no threat to me.

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I kill you for the accusation, that's what.

WRONG. I would not flip that tortoise on its back.

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What do you mean I'm not helping?

A tortoise? What's that?

You know what a turtle is? Same thing.

At least it's not resting its limbs in the hot sand anymore

Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Why the fuck would evolution make an animal that is rendered so helpless THAT easily?

Because im about to stomp that lil nigga

What's a tortoise