IRL BOSSES

His reign of terror has ended

Téma la taille du rat

OGEY

no, and the guy is using perspective to make the rat look ginormous

Maybe a muskrat but they don't look like that they look like beavers with rat tails

A trick of perspective and depth, your supreme silliness.

you killed him i hate you

>weak foe ahead

I go down to London a lot to see family but I have never once seen these wacky signs and I really want to.

It is huge but not that big.
They measure it and it is roughly the size of your forearm under 40cm

That rat is like half his size holy shit.

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Doing god's work user.

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Mittens trying to save him like a good kitty.

Yo what were his drops?

>Film husband opening a Christmas gift
>He spergs out like the cuck that he is
>Mr. Bojangles takes him out so that you are free to pursue a more Chad mate

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>grinding in the starting area

>A weapon
You didn’t beat him

>0.01% drop chance.jpeg

>level 5
>rat
It's the tutorial "boss" you n00b

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OH NO THE GIANT RAT THAT MADE ALL OF THE RULES

delete this post nownow you monster

hydrophobic cat

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>White man finally stands up to Mr. Moneyberg

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>zanzirat forgive me

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What's your favorite rat? Mine is the Australian Water Rat, also know as the Rakali

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You'll never take them from me!

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Good dogs. If we'd had terriers in the middle ages, the plague would have never happened.

spooky how the other critters stand perfectly still

It was the squalid city folk spreading the plague, not the rural types who did have terriers.

Pretty sure they only started breeding terriers a couple hundred years ago.

ogey...

seems like you forgot about the hidden final stage

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Not so fast!

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it was spread by fleas that were also carried by dogs and humans. rattos just shouldered all the blame

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>he doesn't know

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>implying I don't know

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kek

YOU RAT BASTARD

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those are some big rat balls

youtube.com/watch?v=Ut4uRrKCGxA

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>real life can be even scarier than fantasy

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SPREAD THY PLAGUES ELSEWHERE FOUL RODENT

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shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your ratty
shake your ratty

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rats?

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el rato grande (real)

Don't open

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I will now fuck a rodent

>Manlytears hunts a mouse

Is this acheivable natty?

What the fuck is that

Skaven women are DESIGNED for Reikland men.

which Crash Bandicoot game is this?

>~3 years life expectancy

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Fiona...

>have a possum that drops by my back porch every few nights
>isn't scared, just hangs out

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a thief

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For me, it's the capybara

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It's a shame they die so quickly

WTF?! who grabbed the rat?? a bigger rat??

Why are maras there?

Damn they finally caught Todd Howard?

Dégage pd

Basé!

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Yes did you not see its head?

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Goddammit, I hate possums. They freak me the fuck out.

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but why

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Yes i did but i thought it was from the same rat hiding but then i realized it was being pulled, probably to be eaten by the bigger rat, scary shit man.

You must live a sad existence if that's your reaction to seeing someone happy about something. Serious case of Any Forums brain rot.

>probably to be eaten by the bigger rat
The other rat is still alive, the bigger rat just pulled him to safety.

I call the big one Bitey.

kek

moar rat tiddies

the hulk in this webm is so insecure it makes me uncomfortable

Fellow capy enjoyer.

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There are appropriate ways to express happiness and that guy's reaction was not one of them.

Holy shit is this real??

thoughts on gambboys?

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That's a big rat, but the perspective makes it look fuckhuge.

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RATS
WE'RE RATS
WE'RE THE RATS

I just can't enjoy the type of dicks he draws

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If there's not enough to eat, Rats will eat their own.

wtf is this real?

That motherfucker is definitely the giant rat that makes all of the rules

I think this .gif could get better with some music

Lel

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>Giant enters the room
>truely my superior speed will let me escape
>giant fucking hurls shit at you
>die

jesus fucking christ

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS!

Can rats and mice kill people?
Serious question.
I heard they're so bacteria ridden if one bites you, you just fucking die

Look at the size of that thing

You heard wrong.

yeah they're so big and gross

Better kill them all to be safe

pings

>dead money ending

nice reddit humour

If you are restrained then they will try to eat you.

Well, there's a new invasive species of giant rat across florida and they are hungry.

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This picture could have actually been enjoyable if it wasn't clearly drawn by a furry.

I thought they were called "politicians"

>Can rats and mice kill people?

If starved enough then yes, they can strip the flesh of a infant baby in les than 2 hours. If there are enough rats.

If seen then eat whole chickens.

naidesu

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This is a decisive victory for Skaven

>The Oriental rat flea (Xenopsylla cheopis), also known as the tropical rat flea, is a parasite of rodents, primarily of the genus Rattus, and is a primary vector for bubonic plague and murine typhus.
Small, rodent hands typed this post

I thought NY was rat land, not Florida

Look at that chunky boi

Plague, bacteria and contaminating areas with shit are the main dangers they present to health.

They can also start fires by chewing through electrical cables.

KILL THEM ALL

Well if we're bringing diseases into the equation, they killed half of Europe.

Nobody grinds levels in real life. They just keep farming gold, talking, do side quests, doing jobs.
Nobody can fight a fucking rat cause they're all weak as fuck.

BEEVLER

>carrier has arrived

That was the jews, not rats.

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Jesus Christ he's at the same size as that man!

Opossums are epic bros. They eat all the nasty nigger buts and shit. No rabies either. They will eat your chicken eggs though, so you have to watch out with that. But I fucking love possums, way better than the nigger raccoons that destroy shit.

Huh, never seen a white rat that big, they're usually black, gray or dark brown.

That bear just looks like he is done with everything

By Sigmar...

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>If seen then eat whole chickens.
What did he mean by this?

Those don't look like rats. They look like Muskrats which despite the name aren't actually rats

I feel you bear bro
I feel you

Looks like a zoo. Some zoos have off days where they let some of the inhabitants roam around for fun.

There was a huge scandal at my local clinic because a baby died and there was no proper morgue working at that moment so they had to leave it in a regular closet with only a blanket covering it. A few hours later a rat had chewed its face off.

What's the difference?

>boss dies
>another health bar appears

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Yeah, they're called liberals, Texas too.

youtube.com/watch?v=jL0x5oBFC1w

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Back in the days. My grandma lost her baby brother to a rat. The rat ate the baby face and throat because he just finish drinking milk

Holy shit

I've seen one IRL once. They let anyone pet them and give no fucks.
Their fur is pretty coarse though, not fluffy at all.

Those rats mainly do financial crime

Oishii

Use Google Translate from Spanish, shit made the news.
elheraldo.co/bolivar/padre-de-recien-nacido-fallecido-denuncia-que-una-rata-devoro-el-rostro-de-su-hijo-en-una

Rats are good guys.

I mean, you can kinda tell from pictures alone

turns out it isn't related to either. those aren't rats

>realise it's a fish/eel of some kind and not a worm from the way it swims
>disgust immediately goes away
wat

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mdr

Is this the fish that likes to hang out in sea cucumbers asshole for safety?

he must be stopped

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Probably because the idea of eating an eel isn't too gross for you.

Insects are our ancestral enemies they borrow under your skin and lay eggs
Fish are just food

I love this channel, wish he made more vidya stuff

>The Middle-Eastern Hebrew flea (Homo sapiens connivus), also known as the grabbler, is a parasite of western societies, primarily of the caucasian ethnicity, and is a primary vector of the collapse of societies
Ah, yes, blame the rat instead of the parasite

Yeah. Dude in the vid found like 5 more inside, and fried them all up. Apparently they're delicious.

Yeah I hear they make decent pets due to how docile they can be

How hard is it to wear heavy boots, thick industrial trousers and just fucking stomp it till it's dead?

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>sewers
>rat enemy
>but not how you expected

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Is that big thing an egg or is that what the baby turns into?
Whats that other big thing on the right that came out.

The text says its similar to snake eyes but i don't know what snake this is.

Lmao straight for the jugular

So that's what it looks like when a sea cucumber spits out it's innards. And fish somehow still live in there.

Your brain is poisoned

Is there an animal more chill than the capybara?

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this is the best thread ever.

The big thing is a sea cucumber. It can eject its internal organs to confuse predators.
The small thing that came out is a kind of fish that lives inside the sea cucumber for protection.

People eat ass fish?

I guess not all animals are chill with Capybaras.
youtube.com/watch?v=-G6_y7q_MoA

A rat can probably bite through heavy duty pants. However, I'd think it's because of some local animal cruelty law. Here, killing green iguanas "improperly" can potantially get you jail time despite the damned things being an invasive species outcompeting local fauna and tail whipping pets to death.

>It can eject its internal organs to confuse predators
That does not seem like a good strategy..

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Doesn't it need that shit to live?
Will it just die afferwards?

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>tail whipping pets to death

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ogey

It's a jaguar, they're usually assholes.

>Some species of coral-reef sea cucumbers within the order Aspidochirotida can defend themselves by expelling their sticky cuvierian tubules (enlargements of the respiratory tree that float freely in the coelom) to entangle potential predators. When startled, these cucumbers may expel some of them through a tear in the wall of the cloaca in an autotomic process known as evisceration. Replacement tubules grow back in one and a half to five weeks, depending on the species. The release of these tubules can also be accompanied by the discharge of a toxic chemical known as holothurin, which has similar properties to soap. This chemical can kill animals in the vicinity and is one more method by which these sedentary animals can defend themselves.

NOOOOOOOO

cat is a tendie

Of course it isn't scared, knows it can take you

>appropriate ways to express happiness
I thought the webm was kind of cringe at first, but something about the way you phrased that made me feel a little dead inside

For me, it’s the animal trainer class
youtu.be/YZqvZu2O5mo

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if I was gonna mug some guy and then he pulled down his pants and shat his large intestine onto the floor, I would probably be pretty confused

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Once had a dog bite and kill one rat and then died months later from leptospirosis

>Nobody grinds levels in real life

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They get big enough to build advanced structures known as Temples

base cat calming that ꜱoylent fag down

Mind the rat between the train and the platform.

Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.

putting the text it makes this image so much worse

Jews poisoning the wells as they traveled with their merchant wares. Rats followed obvious decline of dying populace and were blamed instead.

>game does not allow you to attack random NPCs

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This is why terriers are used to hunt rats rather than say, a golden retriever.

>boss can taunt you

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That is one of the most retarded things i've seen this month.

Why?
What's the difference?

It's just like my japanese animes

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Any Forums homegym masterrace threads are taking quite a turn

I feel like you could turn that into a pretty good SAW trap, if you wanted. It's fucking stupid to do it, but neat conceptually.

How much xp did u get.

>"most retarded thing i've seen"
>white male
yep makes sense

>you focused on your own growth, and never spotted anyone on the gym
>now, if you wish to escape, you must do 5x5 3plaet with knives attached to the barbell
>if your form isn't perfect, the knives will pierce your chest, and no supplement will help you survive

You're supposed to lower the bar to your chest. His arms are barely moving. Also, his grip is awful.

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Don't trust these fuckers, they are just pretending

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leliphant

rotund fellows

I for one welcome our capybara overlords

>capys just chill since they know it can't do shit to them
>birb becomes depressed

>train less
>with a risk of backfire
what's this retarded shit

pelicans are such fucking niggers

I did but I over-leveled an now the item I got isn't useful anymore.

Damn, I wish I was built like that.

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Im very curious about getas, they seem like they make walking uncomfortable.

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Underrated

To keep your feet out of the pigshit, are easily made and can easily be washed.

Is this the Any Forums thread?

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:3