Why do so many people find English food disgusting? I personally think English food is the best

This is proper for English tea

That’s not “tea.” That’s carb load.

If you can't cook you can't cook. That isn't the fault of the thing you're trying to cook. If you don't like overcooked meat, don't overcook it. If you don't like low quality pastry, buy higher quality ingredients and make it better. If you don't like mushy vegetables, don't let them get mushy. Simple.

it was tea, tea is the third meal of the day

pic rel is my breakfast today, beans, eggs, chicken, cow liver and raw butter

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no matter how often you post this thread, being english will never become cool

1. Italian
2. Greek
3. Spanish
4. French
5. Chinese
6. Japanese
7. Thailand
8. Balkanite
9. Turkish
10. North African
3615391. Nigger knorr cooking
927391647153. Bongoloid ketchup hp gravy vomit with mushroom vomit

Tea is a beverage, not a meal

>artery clogging

Only if eaten in excess. Stop being a fat fuck

words can have more than one meaning

I love steak and kidney pie

Teo meals are all that is necessary

You look like you lost a lot of weight recently and still have the skin flap

I love steak and ale pie

OI BRUV WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE MUSHROOM KETCHUP

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>everything is fried and coated in mystery sauce with 474628 cancerous chemicals
Hmmmm..... British food so yummy, that's why tikka massala became the national dish

I think he looks like he's been skinnyfat his whole life and this is just where weight accumulates on a completely untrained male.

>Teo
Yeah well I prefer to count things in real numbers so there you go.

There no way that's a fried boiled egg oh my god why
No wonder you have the highest obesity rates while all the Europeans are fit

I actually want to try that, sounds interesting.

It's a scotch egg you dummy.

I do not like cardio

Souf fag detected.

Based

I’m an amerilard

Welsh cakes are god tier

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It's a cancer
Can't you eat it like a normal human with extra protein instead of more carbs?
You think being a skinnyfat is healthy?

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They believe in myths and are squeamish eaters. I'm from the North of England and regularly enjoy steak and kidney pudding with gravy, why? Because it tastes great. A lot of people, especially Americans will shiver when they hear 'kidney' and can't disattach their meaning of pudding (chocolate mousse) from its older and original definition (a sweet or savoury steamed pastry). Does it win beauty awards? No, but then I don't care what it looks like I care what it tastes like. You can be 100% sure someone has never tried British food if they refer to it as slop, our fair Isle has created many hearty comfort foods to enjoy on rainy days. You can also be sure they are American, a bitter Frenchman, or an arrogant Italian. And you can also be sure they like sandwiches, an English invention.

Scotch eggs are best eggs.
>boil egg
>cover in sausage
>dip in batter
>deep fry
Just eat 2 in a sitting and it's fine. Best with brown mustard

A scotch egg is a boiled egg rolled in minced meat and then thinly breaded.
The extra carbs are negligible compared to your deviled eggs.