Forgot to turn off camera when joining standup

>forgot to turn off camera when joining standup

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wtf is a "standup"

Daily penis inspection

>standup
>sitting down
You're doing it wrong.

daily meeting where you discuss what you've finished, what you're working on, and what's blocking you in your job (ie programming project)

we do that on MS Teams using the chat at my job

>and what's blocking you in your job (ie programming project)
so the daily meeting? so that's where china number one stems from

>he fell for the sitting down during standup meme

a coworker did it once, no one notice because no one pays attention to such meetings

I once slept through a 1 hour meeting with my camera on. Nobody noticed

the team pajeeta did this with no camera
you could still tell from the echo
with the CEO in the meeting
He didn't call her out on it
Probably proud she found the loo

sometimes i do my meetings with camera off in bed. can they tell???

>not taping your camera
user, I....

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>product manager requires all engineers to have their cameras on during the stand up
Glad I'm the PM :^)

yeah why the fuck do all of you industry schizos call it a "standup" now, wtf happened to "scrum" like ten years ago?
why can't you just call it a meeting?

tfw no small bladder pajeeta gf

Standup is a process within the scrum/kanban methodologies, idiot.

>why can't you just call it a meeting?
It helps differentiate from the other meetings throughout the day. Standups happen on the daily but other meetings can sometimes be random, biweekly, or whatever.

When you say "standup" everyone at my company already knows what you're talking about but when I say "the meeting at 2 pm tomorrow", it's not as obvious

jesus fucking christ man
even warehouses can't shut up about kanban these days
i'm so tired of it
here how about "daily", "weekly", "monthly", etc, rather than more and more shitty jargon injected into office processes rather than focusing it on software where it's actually useful and instructive?

Spoiler alert: not every company follows a manufacturing method to the T, but it is a great roadmap to follow and helps provide guidelines. My company uses processes from multiple methodologies and merge them to our advantage. But we mostly follow scrum

>accidentally turned on camera during monthly
>"wow user, it's the first time I see your face! You're kinda cute!"

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