I will be putting a Satanic hex on every user who responds to this thread after me. This isn't an empty threat; I've been practicing the Dark Arts for almost 20 years now and I know what I'm doing. If you fail to heed this warning, you will be completely ruined unless you have the experience and know-how to counter powerful Black Magic (praying or simply being an X-ian won't save you, sorry).
Dilectus, Dominus de inferis Ego invocare tua maxime impia potestatem Opto vos maledictionem, qui in sequentibus respondere Ut eorum beatitudo evanescit Ut omnes eorum amicos deserere eos Ut animas eorum casurus Ut velint habebant servierunt vobis In nomine Satanas, hoc oro