Reject women. Embrace onahole.
Reject women. Embrace onahole
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>Reject women. Embrace onahole.
next stop: sex doll
onaholes are fun for a while but then they're a pain to clean and maintain, often I just prefer my hand
>Buy a couple of loli ones through Amazon
>Can't get them through customs
>Sister's moving with me so I can't have one anyways
Life is pain
Customs? So not in US?
>sister
So what? Everyone has sex toys, your sister included. My sister has 100% seen one in my bathroom. Who cares?
Trust me, cheaper and easier than women, haha
>sister moved in
new sex toy acquired
fuck your sister you dumbass or steal her panties and bras to rub one
this. my sister kept her fucking wand in her bottom drawer night stand. didnt even try to hide it at all
Always shocks me how bitch-made dudes are about sex toys. They always feel some weird shame like they have to lock them in a safe, like everyone else on Earth doesn't utilize them. Why is this? Leave it in the shower.
>user, what is this?
>my onahole. it's a sex toy.
>oh, can you not leave this out?
>you moved in with me, and this is how I maintain my sexual health. you have dildos and vibes, I have these. deal with it or move out.
Because dudes also always make fun of other dudes for using sex toys. "Lmao what a loser, he cant get pussey" and it is usually a social stigma for a male to use sex toys, kinda the same when someone pays for sex.
>next stop: sex doll
>rides until the sex robot shop stop
>naive sister
Lol wtf
Where can I get one? (UK)
Hmmm, well, if I were you, I'd order from amazon.jp. From what I understand motsutoys.com
mocking the people who use those
my setup
>Can't get them through customs
where do you live in...?
do you not have a sex toy shop in your city?